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drinkin champagne on the airplane

[gutie @gutielicious]

Some hip youths just told me my velcro sandals are cool, so take that, MOTHER

[gutie @gutielicious]

What about lion table????

[Mason Dodd @MasonDoddFFN]

Probably the best Facebook marketplace find of all time

Excited to get it in my office

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just want to be clear that United Healthcare is responsible for around 10K deaths per year due to denied claims

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Headlines in 2014 vs. headlines in 2025...

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

AOC:

“Should this AI bubble pop, we should not be entertaining a bailout of these corporations while healthcare is being denied to Americans and SNAP is being denied to Americans.”

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

If Palestinians killed 242 Israelis, they would have called it another Oct.7.

Since Israelis killed 242 Palestinians, they call it a ceasefire.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

Is 500 a lot of times to bomb a place during a ceasefire?

[Denims @DenimsTV]

Evergreen headline

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

conservatives doing the whole "hope women are ready for sharia law" thing after mamdani got elected meanwhile they are begging to strip women of every right they can think of

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

The Pentagon has failed 7 audits. Them mfs cant account almost a trillion dollars but youre pocket watching SNAP recipients which accounts to .04% of misuse?

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

"EBT should only pay for gruel that comes in a metal pail" is the kind of argument that must feel soooooo good to make if you're evil and also have an enormous hole in your frontal lobe

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

AI IS A DETERRENT FOR ME AS A CONSUMER. I WILL ACTIVELY AVOID PRODUCTS WITH AI, I WILL RECOMMEND ALTERNATIVE AI-FREE OPTIONS, AND MY OPINION ON A COMPANY IS ALWAYS SOURED BY USE OF AI

[DelcoPAGov @DelcoPAGov]

Call us crazy, but @SEPTA is actually a “good” investment because it lets people get to “work” on time and contribute “money” to the “economy”.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

I’ve said it before and I’ll continue to say it!!!!! We can’t grasp or understand the true impact SEPTA service cuts will have on the city of Philadelphia

It’s going to hurt people’s ability to get to work, school, & care for & spend time with their friends & family

FUND SEPTA!

[Jon Geeting @jongeeting]

I don’t wanna pay for rural roads to nowhere I won’t ever use, but we live in a society people

[NHLPA @NHLPA]

There's still work to do. #NHLWomensHistory

[Carter Baizen @rachellacroixs]

So it turns out this was a private security firm and its license has now been suspended because of this incident. This is crazy that corrupt politicians are using private security firms to quiet their constituents but we are overreacting by saying this is fascism. Oh okay!

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, [nor the hammer for its power], nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wearing sunglasses inside and following an event where he at times had a hard time speaking coherently, Elon Musk walks off the CPAC stage waving around a chain saw. this is the guy currently running our government. Congrats, America!

[gutie @gutielicious]

Me: crouching to pick up confetti
My friends: all of a sudden high fiving Saquon
😭