🦥

Shitposting | Randirona | Events no one cares about |

[🦂 @Panditcasm]

how post nut clarity hits

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

*visit to any govt office

[Venkataramana Reddy @tirumuru_87]

One visit to a GST office and you feel a lack of hope for this country.

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Imagine how frustrated people are with tirris 🤣🤣

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Feet 🫦

[Bengal's untold tales @Gramergolpo]

Name a body part that starts with the first letter of your name 🤔

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

@ikaalpanik Won't regret

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Sikkim and Meghalaya much better. Reels mein jaisa dikhta hai darjeeling waisa bilkul nahi hai.

[🕊️ @dhartiparboj]

mujhe darjeeling jana hai

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Nissin my 🐐

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

MAGGI HIT BY SHRINKFLATION AS NESTLE CUTS NOODLE PACK SIZES BY UP TO 9%

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

everywhere i go hes there

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Every quarter a private bank is about to collapse, according to twitter. Yes Bank, IDFC Bank, IndusInd Bank and now THE HDFC Bank, which is literally too big to fail. Shitposting at its peak.

[Rayhan, John @JohnRayhan]

People should withdraw all their savings from HDFC Bank before it’s too late. Thank me later!

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

@t_1000____ 🤣🤣

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

7-8 years ago, I used to read mangas, books, watch cinema and so many shows. I used to actually put time in discovering different genre of music and now I am happy because my fav egg brand's egg was in stock on bigbasket. What have I become?

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

When I had to buy gold as an asset, prices were at all time high. When I am buying gold as an investment, prices are falling every single day.

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Cashback credit cards are the best. Reward points and vouchers are too much of a hassle

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

Bc kaha ki baat kaha connect kardi. Mast 🫡

[Ravi Sharma @RaviSharmaTalks]

Biharis have paid the ultimate price for their pathetic lack of sub-nationalism.

Bihar today exists for two shameful purposes only:

1. Supplying cheap, desperate labour to build the skyscrapers, factories and dreams of the rest of India while its own villages and youth rot.

2. Delivering 40 Lok Sabha seats to national parties that treat the state like a vote bank and nothing more.

In return? Zero. No industries worth the name. No world-class education or sports infrastructure. No special packages that actually transform the state. Just crumbs, lectures and mockery.

The rest of India is perfectly happy with this colonial arrangement. They get hardworking Biharis to do the dirty work at low wages and reliable political support without ever having to invest seriously in Bihar’s future.

Why would they want a strong, assertive Bihar that actually demands its due?

Talents like the 15-year-old phenomenon #VaibhavSooryavanshi are living proof. A once-in-a-generation batter forced to carry Bihar’s flag in domestic cricket while shining for Rajasthan Royals and chasing national dreams.

How many more such prodigies will we lose because Bihar offers them nothing but poverty, migration or broken systems to fight against?

Unless Bihar breaks this cycle of exploitation and self-sabotage. Unless it develops unapologetic Bihari sub-nationalism that puts its own people and future first, its brightest stars will keep suffering, migrating or being wasted.
The nation is happy to harvest Bihar’s labour and votes. It’s time Bihar stopped being the willing doormat.

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

@vedant_bangad Chal raha hai bhai bas

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

So all of us reach this point someday in our lives?

[Vedant Bangad @vedant_bangad]

just focus on making money and building wealth.

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

@vedant_bangad How are you Vedant bhai?

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

🤣🤣🤣

[aksh @h8raksh]

“6’3 feminist btw” i will slap you so hard you won’t be able to open ur mouth again

[🦥 @gutsandatom]

You are really a brave human if you can just uninstall WhatsApp like that. I always fight for my life before I uninstall whatsapp, in fact I have done it only 4 times, all because I was installing it into my new phone. That's how I have managed to keep chats from 2016 with me

[Ghiya Ki Barfi @naukripaglu]

@WhatsApp @Meta gaandu,bhadwe hai bc maine wsap 2 baar install kar liya abhi tak mere mein update nhi aaya bc jab mera username reserve ho jayega tab dalega kya update bsdk

Mai normally gaali nhi deti lekkin ye kutte hai 🫵🫵🫵🫵😡

Bc meri chats bhi chali gyi 🤡

[Aditya Chauhan @sirfaditya]

Earlier I was not sure whether Umar Khalid deserved UAPA, but after seeing him compare himself to Dostoevsky, I’m pretty sure that he does.