Branden Hafiz

My name is Branden, and im a radical person when you don't get to know me.

[Branden Hafiz @gutsspill]

@billmaher I apologize in advance if this elicits “the disagreeing cows” to make an actual feature-length “documentary”.

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@actorkriscarr your caveat / “not for nothing” on the trench coat woman was like that helpless kid being disregarded by all the panicking people in JAWS. Because no one (in-room or in-chat) even acknowledged it. But it was BRILLIANT, so I’m addressing it here.

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@johncampea

A while back I made a bunch of faux-Criterion editions of utter trash films. In response to your Joe Dirt 2 inquiry on today’s show…

https://t.co/Nu9sbv1bOn

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Only took me three years to finish this.
“MAGNUM RAMBOPUS”

#JohnRambo #Rambo #JohnJRambo #SylvesterStallone #Stallone #FirstBlood #FirstBloodPartII #RamboIII #RamboIV #RamboLastBlood
#Cinema #RamboLastBlood #FilmArt #AlternatePoster
#SlyStalloneShop #LionsgateFilms #RamboMovie

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@FightOwensFight My unsolicited advice? Prove Brett wrong and avoid the shroud of pain that looms by the river: FINISH THIS. He has an entire Brettallion. Now unless you’ve got a Kevalry to match his forces, I would end this.

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@obj Yo, my bad the other night at Harrahs when I initially shut you down when asking for a drink. A couple things:
1. I’m not much of a sports guy
2. In the time it took for me to say, “Sorry bud, were closed until 10:30”, the face finally registered in my brain who you were.

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@DrewStruzan

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@DaveMustaine Solid title for the new album. May I make a suggestion in which you totally didn’t ask for? It would be fitting to maybe lose the “And” in place of the trademark MD ellipses “The Sick, The Dying… The Dead”. Syllabically, it’s got a flow. I’ll fuck off now! 🍻

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@LazyNezumiPro I actually tried using that script (pretty rad, BTW). And it didn’t work. Full disclosure, I’ve been trying to shotgun-educate myself with your tutorial, while working on my design, so it’s definitely on my end. In short, do I create <custom>, paste code then save?

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@LazyNezumiPro 1st 🍻 for LNP. It’s a major component in speeding up my workflow. 2nd, I haven’t scripted in years, & don’t have the patience for it ATM. Is there a page/forum with scripts submitted by other users? I’m looking to script an organic/torn paper edge-shaped script…

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@johncampea If you want the high-res file, I can email that to you as well.

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@DaveMustaine @ellefsondavid @Megadeth

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@MANOWAR
https://t.co/3GuhPqlSRW

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@TheSlyStallone #SylvesterStallone #Stallone #JohnRambo #Rambo #Rambo5 #RamboV

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@JKCorden You should get @alicecooper for a Halloween-edition of #CarpoolKaroke . I’ve got skit ideas. Hit me, sir. #CarpoolCooperKaroke

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Proud member of the Tar Farmers Union. https://t.co/3BMIYyJ2n3

[Commandant Dobrunkum @dobrunkum]

Our Nation was founded by tar farmers. Our independence was won by tar farmers. And our land was tamed by tar farmers. Our tar farmers always lead the way -- we are PROUD of them, and we are DELIVERING for them! #NationalTarfarmerDay

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@TheSlyStallone
I #StandBySly

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@DaveMustaine @megadethbeer Great! See you in Stone Harbor again soon haha!

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@DaveMustaine when are we getting Mack & Manco’s? We’ve got A Toute Le Monde in the South Jersey area. Pizza & beer!

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@JoshMacuga #DoomsdayPrepStarWarsEdition
... Priceless.