jessie o'neal

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Even when things seem awful and it feels like the forest has turned its back on you, you can always take a nap. Maybe things will look better when you wake up.* I am a bear.

*If they are not better, try napping again. It couldn’t hurt.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

Church Sign Update:

“Forgiveness is
Swallowing when you
Want to Spit.”

Have a great Sunday y’all. 🌞

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Reasons to yell at me:
-There are no reasons to yell at me
-Yelling is scary
-Why would you yell at me
-You should not be yelling at anything
-If you are yelling at something, think about how that thing feels as it is being yelled at
-If you have to yell, yell at yourself, please

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

@_faithdie @Ethan_ONeal_97 This is amazing.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I hope we all find bread today.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Christian Coachella gonna be 🔥🔥

[A bear @A_single_bear]

If you have never shouted at me: thank you.

If you have shouted at me: I am sure you had a good reason but please do not shout at me because it scares me and I do not like being scared because then I get flustered and run aimlessly until I find a soft place to nap so I can heal.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

How long do you think you would live if you were to gain 5 pounds a week?

[Shenanigans @Shenanigans_luv]

BARISTA: what can I get you

ME: medium roast please

B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato

M: *under breath* damn

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

Happy Valentine’s Day. My fish is dead.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

This is the part of the day where I lay in bed with my cat for a couple hours and pretend like I got up early and was productive.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

@RKSBandOfficial #tunespeak https://t.co/A8CJtXWu7J

[A bear @A_single_bear]

If you run really fast, ignoring the squirrels sitting in that tree surely making fun of you with their horrible cackling sounds, I do not know where this was going I am just very upset because I like to run but I do not like squirrels maybe laughing at me please stop, squirrels.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

How much more Frankie Cosmos do I need to listen to until this is an actual photo of me?

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

I’m moments into my 22nd year and one of the first things I do is put syrup on crackers for a snack, while I’m waiting for my leftover Chinese to warm up.
Cool

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

@Ethan_ONeal_97 @_faithdie Stop strangling Faith.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

Tumor free since ‘14 baby

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

One room in my doctors office was playing early 2000’s Christian music and when I walked to the other room they were playing The War On Drugs.
Thanks doc for reminding me where I came from and where I am.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

@CinnamonBacon Sam. No.

[jessie o'neal @guttercatt]

@CinnamonBacon No.