Even when things seem awful and it feels like the forest has turned its back on you, you can always take a nap. Maybe things will look better when you wake up.* I am a bear.
*If they are not better, try napping again. It couldn’t hurt.
Reasons to yell at me:
-There are no reasons to yell at me
-Yelling is scary
-Why would you yell at me
-You should not be yelling at anything
-If you are yelling at something, think about how that thing feels as it is being yelled at
-If you have to yell, yell at yourself, please
If you have never shouted at me: thank you.
If you have shouted at me: I am sure you had a good reason but please do not shout at me because it scares me and I do not like being scared because then I get flustered and run aimlessly until I find a soft place to nap so I can heal.
BARISTA: what can I get you
ME: medium roast please
B: ok, your gray roots are getting obvious and you have the silhouette of a potato
M: *under breath* damn
If you run really fast, ignoring the squirrels sitting in that tree surely making fun of you with their horrible cackling sounds, I do not know where this was going I am just very upset because I like to run but I do not like squirrels maybe laughing at me please stop, squirrels.
I’m moments into my 22nd year and one of the first things I do is put syrup on crackers for a snack, while I’m waiting for my leftover Chinese to warm up.
Cool
One room in my doctors office was playing early 2000’s Christian music and when I walked to the other room they were playing The War On Drugs.
Thanks doc for reminding me where I came from and where I am.