Jasmia 🐄

🐄 Got milk bitch? Got beef?🐄.

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

WATCH THE FUCK OUT. THE QUEEN IS COMINGGG #WelcomeBackNicki

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

Eww all these noom adverts are making me feel a type of way. I know I’m a fatty internet stop trying to make me want to hate myself more

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

so is kanye the bottom or...?

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

a black woman holds harry styles hand and it’s just friendship
a white woman holds harry styles hand and suddenly they’re dating
the racism and fat phobia in the media really came through

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

if fashion trends are recycled every few years, can we bring back the bush era because I seriously can’t be assed shaving

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

Coochies from behind look like these things

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

@lopevans girl so does stalin...

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

my only exercise at the minute is masterbation and I’m not about it

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

Chet is back at it again.

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

@guccimaneot ✨white friend sleepover flashbacks✨

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

@a_roach06 mental illness?? tf this bitch jumping off buildings for

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

I woke up this morning and my coochie stank of coleslaw and lasagna

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

you think frank ocean cries to his own music when he’s sad?

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

took a piss in a nettle bush yesterday now my thighs looking like a million little Elmo anuses

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

If a ghost starts haunting me I ain’t gonna be scared. Imma be flattered, offer him tea and sacrifice my organs for him to gain strength then give him my body as a host for his fine phantom ass.

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

Sarah Paulson looks like the hot English teacher/mother-figure at a private school in England

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

why I only look pretty in my grandads disabled bathroom mirror

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

currently waiting for this nasty ass simulation to end so I can go back to my REAL life where I don’t want to jump out a window every ten seconds and people aren’t all assholes

[Jasmia 🐄 @guurliee]

can we just fuck around and have a communist economy for a bit