Austin Guth

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[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

Smell life

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

A lull at the restaurant after a crazy lunch rush.

My co-worker: “If we all download MonopolyGo rn we could make some serious money”

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

@paulscheer I forgot about this bullshit! pissed me off more than the slap. Number One is literally the Flash jumping on space rocks in a straight to DVD version of The Justice League?!? How did we NOT know it was you Fredo? Here’s looking at NO ONE! Sorry Simple Minds WE FORGOT!

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

On a plane to CO, some lady is coming around asking every row for “wipes or anything you’d like to discard”. I’m just looking for a place to put this trash!

[Luke @lukethehydrator]

Lmaooooooo I won let’s gooooooo!!! #soxmath to the max!!! #whitesoxbaseballbaby & everyone should know soxmath is all about speed and feelings! No real calculations 😤 Let’s go White Sox!

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

Just got out of a 6 hour dentist appointment. I’ve now learned there are two types of people in this world: those that know what a Dental Dam is and those that don’t have insurance.

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Have you guys heard of this term fullproof? As in this has the full amount of proof, therefore anyone could do it? Well I just found out the term is actually foolproof, and then I found out it’s not foolproof at all!!

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

Words belong to all.

[Rick Stadler @rmstadler]

I nominate Amy Klobuchar’s vibrating bangs.

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

@curtiskontney me llamo Rafael.

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@Jaconstrips3 This is a prime example of how, as a 21 year old man, I'm already prepared to be father of the year.

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@krustidurkin But @krustidurkin , have you even read the Bible!? It's hilarious.

[Austin Guth @guuuuuth]

@Sean_Eri @CassKittie It's not the same and you know it @Sean_Eri

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@krustidurkin Enlighten me.

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@timheidecker When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them #vapenation

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@Jake_Steelman @jjTheJetPlane46 Hey you! Say that again you piece of shit!