Erogenous Jones

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Things ppl on twitter overrate:

- The Simpsons
- Bernie winning Nevada
- Anthony Bourdain
- Uncut Gems
- David Crosby
- it being cool to gratuitously discuss Henry Kissinger dying.

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

I assume they’re all locked in a Twin Peaks: The Return style time loop nightmare where they’ve been told they’re opening for The Rapture or something but they show up to the gig (the Satellite Lounge, maybe) and it’s been closed for years, collecting cobwebs

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

I enjoy living near Silverlake because you see so many Julian Casablanca circa 2003 look-a-like rockers walking about. They wear the same outfit they wore when they arrived in Silverlake but now look utterly confused and terrified by changes in the world around them

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

I enjoy living near Silverlake because you see so many Julian Casablanca circa 2003 look-a-like rockers walking about. They wear the same outfit they wore when they arrived in Silverlake but now look utterly confused and terrified by changes in the world around them

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

@huge_reality One of few filmmakers to brave filming in that region

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Unifying the working class by telling people…

1. Holidays are violence ✨💫🥳
2. Every social bond you have is actually super toxic and you need to cut these ppl out 🤷🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️
3. Things you enjoy are bad and… they too are violence 🤔🤭

Verso ™️

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

No offense to the PNW but I went to Victoria, BC and ppl were like ‘we’re like the SF’ of Canada. When I was in portland, everyone was like ‘this is the haight ashbury’, ‘this is ‘the Castro’ of Portland. Convinced that Portland is just all the ppl who left Oakland after occupy

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Non-Laker NBA fans, here’s a tip: follow
every die hard Laker fan account you can. It’ll make your day everyday.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Lakers really found a way to ruin our day and they don’t even play today 😭

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

@willystaley Hoping it trumps the recent WaPo review (🗑🚮), which weirdly suggests that Nephew wouldn’t know who Edward Snowden is and could be mistaking him for an NBA player

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

@marg1nal Gold

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Ted Kaczynski and Timothy McVeigh housed next to each other; Charles Manson and Timothy Leary. Someone’s gotta do a story on this

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Learning that not only did cheech and chong get started in Canada, tommy chong was cellmates with Jordan Belfort. What’s the deal with this? Why are famous people always cellmates with other famous people? Not even just the rich ones

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Learning that not only did cheech and chong get started in Canada, tommy chong was cellmates with Jordan Belfort. What’s the deal with this? Why are famous people always cellmates with other famous people? Not even just the rich ones

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

The DSA Bisexuals Caucus’ silence on this matter is deafening

[NPR @NPR]

Some white people may choose 👍 because it feels neutral — but some academics argue opting out of 👍🏻 signals a lack of awareness about white privilege, akin to society associating whiteness with being raceless.
https://t.co/9g3rochT0K

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

😑

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

I need to know why Kim and Kanye bought their child an A’s cap

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

In order to unify Los Angeles, and bring Silverlake and Crenshaw together in anticipation of the super bowl, the city should put billboards outside nipsey hussle square that say ‘the erowon continues ;)’

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

Todd Gitlin and Peter Bogdanovich are both dead. Producers booking interviews for sixties activism or Hollywood history docs must be freaking out

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

San José State University has started using the ‘é’ it seems. I hope the rest of the city does the same, only because the idea of San Joseans doing something to get noticed is very endearing

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

When I get married, instead of a registry I’m going to do a gofundme to pay for Steve Harvey to be the wedding MC

[Erogenous Jones @guy_ableman]

I think we can all agree that the only way we can undo the harm Andrew and Chris Cuomo did to young women is to elect Andrew Cuomo’s young daughter to be the first demi/pansexual governor of New York