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@BetfairCS Fourballs Ryder Cup Day One. Can't combine as accumulators again, only singles?

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@BetfairCS Yeah no, they were fixed and I did them as accumulators.

But thanks for all your help.

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@BetfairCS Hi. When are you going to have the Sportsbook Ryder Cup first round up?

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@BetfairCS Hi, thanks. The market is up, but I can't make an Acca. I put four choices in and it only shows as four singles.

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Hi. The markets are up on the Sportsbook for the foursomes tomorrow morning in the Ryder Cup. But I can't bet them as multis, only singles?

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@BetfairCS No this isn't "request a bet" it is the usual accumulator bets you can place on the four matches each session that you do every Ryder Cup.

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@BetfairCS Sorry fourballs, not foursomes

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@BetfairCS Hi, and thanks. I want to place an Acca on the first round fourballs? That isn't up yet.

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@RepDanBishop Yes an 80 year old woman beat up 20 armed ICE agents.

Worse than WW1 and WW2 combined.

Oh the humanity.

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@eddieizzard Fuck sake Eddie get your arse over to Bluesky now.

Great job on Six Minutes to Midnight btw!

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@carolecadwalla Pretty sure audits are carried out by qualified accountants, not teenage software engineers.

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@barnyboatman *Chef's kiss*

Are you on Bluesky yet Barny? It's nice over there.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

GB News, "Surely Brexit is a good thing?"

Andy Dixon, Fisherman, "It's been bad. The exact opposite. It hasn't worked out as the government promised.. Locally, in North Shields, it's been a bit of a disaster"

GB News, "In what way?"

Andy Dixon, "Red tape, documentation, it's 100x what it used to be"

GB News, "What about we can have our own fish and we don't have the EU fishing in our waters?"

Andy Dixon, "It hasn't affected us locally"

GB News, "Can't you charge them more as you are no longer shackled by the EU pricing structure?"

Andy Dixon, "No, because they can buy the same product from within the EU"

GB News, "Did you vote to leave?"

Andy Dixon, "I was a Brexiter, and I voted mainly because of the red tape"

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@eddietheshoe Things Chelsea aren't in...

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@ItsBorys A chin.

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@mikenelson586 I feel like we don't deserve Keith in much the same way.

[TizzyWoman 🗽 ☮️ ~ Keep moving forward @tizzywoman]

Ladies, don’t ever let a man try to bring you down when he doesn’t even know the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

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Stop the bs mansplaining.

#DemsUnited

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@JupiterCaptainn @RadioFreeTom $8 a month, Jupiter. That's nearly a thousand Rubles you are paying to post this... content.

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@BillKristol *laughs in Brexit*

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@SimonWDC To be fair I think he meant his prosperity.