GuyAtYourGig

I'm a middle aged man. I'm at your gig watching you play. This is what I think.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

If your Kickstarter is ending soon and you're not close to your goal just tell all of your fans that you have a terminal illness. #swansong

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

GuyAtYourGig is retiring!
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[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

I think this account needs to be retired. For the last official day of GuyAtYourGig do me a favor and retweet your favorite tweet! Thanks

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

Fingerpicking is for people who don't know scales.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

This is my brother. He didn't want to come to this show but I talked him into it. He thought it was pretty good.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

Here's a riddle for you. What do you call a folk club that doesn't serve Coors Light? A Pretentious Hipster Douche-Cave.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

Didn't Elliott Smith play for the Cardinals? Oh the muSICIAN!

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

I want the hello at load in, the nod at soundcheck,handshake before the show,the smile onstage, the merch table wife-hug +the load out wave

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

@smithtastic well now we're talking.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

I don't respond well to body language, hints, cues or requests for privacy.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

More like Crosby Stills Nash and Dumb.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

You need to get yourself out there. You know what I mean.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

You suck. I said that with my eyes.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

@pattonoswalt I'm at your gig!

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

Listen up douche bag, it's sound check and I'm here and I've got some stories for you. Park yourself near my black t shirt belly. #iownyou

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

You need to let people know about your gigs. And put up posters and get on social media and beg and grovel and kiss ass and ruin your life

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

You don't promote yourself. I mean, way more people should know about you. There are hundreds of musicians who are more successful than you.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

You Are My Sunshine is ACTUALLY a sad song.

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

@DietrichStrause Your next record should be called "Earth Wind and Shire"

[GuyAtYourGig @GuyAtYourGig]

@thedancecards I'm not gonna come to your gigs because your band fucks with my sexist and moronic beliefs about gender roles, and I'm busy.