Matt Smith

I like music and coffee and cheese (but not the stinky cheese) and I like you (but not the stinky you)

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@Sophia_Nyx Family Snapshot

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@aragornsgirl @theweepies Impeccable

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@RepMTG And it had been now PROVEN that @FoxNews lies to its audience. Soooooo...tell me more about this blindness.....

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Fox had an anchor
Named Tucker. He was just a
Terrible fucker.

#dailyhaiku #FoxNews #TuckerCarlson #notquitealimerick

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@RepMTG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You just want more liars with large bank accounts. You are not interested in fighters. You are interested in chaos and foolishness. Oh…and your own sense of power.

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People keep talking
About their blue checks but I
Think that they look gold.

#dailyhaiku

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@TT_22_02062 @mvyradio Thank you for listening!!

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@joshritter Unreal!! Love it!

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@tedcruz Is he talking about Trump?

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@mattgaetz Because he gets away with sexual crimes. That makes sense.

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@laurenboebert Watch out. While you have his back, he’ll try and grab your front

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Thanks for the “lesson” cocaine bear

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@RepMTG May you fall with him too. You’re a disgrace.

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@tedcruz Wrong. Facts and law be honored. Looks like you need new friends. Good luck with that.

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@GovRonDeSantis You know what is un-American? Your small-minded bigotry towards gay and trans folks. Your archaic ideas to roll back decades and decades of social progress. You’re a hack of the worst kind and you associate with the worst of America.

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@RepMattGaetz And by “us” who exactly do you mean? White criminals with power? You’re a disgrace along with Trump and should be stripped of any political power.

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@rtsumner Toast to an english muffin is a verb. Toast to slices of bread is a noun

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What a joy to mute Elon musk

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@CaffeLena BYOW

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@GovRonDeSantis Um….too late. You’re deep in it