Guy de Vito

aesthete; dilettante; raconteur

[Guy de Vito @guyaubreydevito]

@VINCIAirports have been queueing for hours at #portoairport and your passport machines have broken down. No one is providing advice or assistance – hundreds of people are waiting. Is this how you want visitors to be treated when arriving in a new country? #completedisgrace

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@SkyBet @paddypower are paying out on Dave Allen as the winner of the Allen/Fisher bout following the outrageous decision. Are you going to do the honourable thing and pay out too…? #FisherAllen #boxing #ukbetting

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@Mtsensk My cinema treat is half a rotisserie chicken and a large bottle of coke – nothin’ wrong with that! 😉

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@LidlGB taken today at Lidl Coldharbour Lane. Can you see the problem here? #lidlsurprised

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@graham_hilling @GBNEWS Use this: https://t.co/wW7XobNgrA it’s the only way they’ll learn.

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@Mtsensk You introduced me to three of those!

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@Mtsensk @Helen_Whately I once had a job interview with her – one of the biggest thickos I ever met in the HoP and that’s saying something!

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@Mtsensk @EstherMcVey1 Agreed. But these JSO people are just as bad…

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@Mtsensk @OliverDowden You wouldn’t think that he’s a friend of Dorothy with that style… he is though!

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@Mtsensk Haha! Spot on!

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@Mtsensk Oppenheimer was mediocre but just avoided being bad because of the performances… Murphy was great and who knew ‘Pearl Harbor’ alumnus Josh Hartnett had such a good performance in him! 😂

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

MELONI: "This is called the CFA franc. It is the colonial currency that France prints for 14 African nations, to which it applies seigniorage and by virtue of which it exploits the resources of these nations..."

[Guy de Vito @guyaubreydevito]

@AvantiWestCoast you state on your website; “With Avanti West Coast, WiFi is now completely free, so you can enjoy more swiping, liking and typing on your comfortable Avanti West Coast train journey.” Why then is there no working wifi on the 15:10 service from Euston to Glasgow?

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@TheRedmenTV Loan but must be to PL club.

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@3YearLetterman @LFC Lol, you a joker. There are so many, many things wrong with that short statement but after a win like ours I don't care...

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@Shaun24379758 @strickyfootball @Hayd_16 @AnfieldEdition There is a point somewhere in this, we do need an alternative striker for when things aren’t working with him.

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@wheresthepun David Pun on Dover Street

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@talkSPORTDrive Suarez has a better box of tricks but Salah is the better Premier League player and, as a winger, has a far better goal-to-game ratio for Liverpool than Suarez did as a striker. Only once both their careers are done will we really be able to judge though...

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We’ve got loadsa commercial property going, come and visit our #buyrentcommercial team at table 186 to talk shop and other stuff... #smarterchristmas #alwaysbeclosing

[Guy de Vito @guyaubreydevito]

Hunk alert at table 186 #smarterchristmas