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[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[bing bong the heavy pinball wizard 100k @guycalledBing]

@Howlingmutant0 we call that the Rod Kimble technique

"Oh hey Denise. You look really pretty!"

"What?"

"Oh uh I said you look really shitty! Bye!"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Once I was on the train and and I was sitting next to a pretty girl and there was some guy being really annoying with his phone. When he got off she looked at me and smiled and said “Ugh that dives me crazy”, and I said “A lot of things drive me crazy” and she laughed so I said “Loneliness can drive you crazy.” And I thought she didn’t hear me so I repeated it but I realized she was only pretending not to hear and was visibly uncomfortable

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

I think one of my favorite things about the human brain is that witnessing dumb shit happen while ur under distress can snap u out of it for at least a moment

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[Michele @michele_mattea]

The results were not subtle. Wildlife-vehicle collisions dropped by more than 80% overall. For elk and deer, they dropped by more than 96%.

[nick @herbieblunt]

old school sunday strips had some crazy artistry to them. winsor mccay was doing this in 1905!!! we were only like 10 years into the invention of comics!!!!!!

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

this vid gets me every time

[Aseel Swaid @aseelswaid9]

Kyoto, Japan, 2023

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

the council of sinister uncs

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

nigga holy shit

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Aseel Swaid @aseelswaid9]

Rural life in Oaxaca, Mexico.

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Oh, this video is gonna wreck whatever company that makes these things

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[Jonathan Parkes Allen 🌹 @Mar_Musa]

If you ever get the chance to go to Peru and experience Inca architecture/landscaping in person you ought to take it, there really is nothing else quite like it on earth, it's hard to express the feeling of being in the actual presence of these constructions

[IsaacVtuber @IsaacVtuber11]

Mi hijo me trajo este dibujo de la escuela y me dijo que los maestros me querían citar, de seguro debe ser para hablar de su futuro como artista porque hizo esta obra de arte

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Moses didn't get the promised land. he walked forty years for it, he lost his family for it, he stood in front of God for it, his face melted for it, and at the end God said you can see it from here but you're not going in. and he died on the mountain looking at it. God's favorite guy, the one who actually talked to him face to face, died in the desert looking at the thing he never got. now tell again how you deserved that promotion and God isn't answering your prayers. moses entire function was the walking, not the arriving. the forty years of shut up and move your feet when nobody believes you, including most mornings yourself. the promised land was always the desert. the desert is where he talks, the desert is where he needs you. and you hate that. i do too