The Guy Code

Influence the Ideal

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I don’t know about you, but this sounds like a perfect ad for @DiGiorno

[The Guy Code @guycode]

How to self-own yourself to prison in 4 easy steps:

1) Tweet pic of you and a rented car to teenage climate activist.

2) Activist responds.

3) Respond with condescending video where you eat delivery pizza revealing your location to the authorities.

4)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

Y'all ... I am tired. Sick and tired of the bullshit that cis-gendered guys are putting out in to the world. It exhausts me how much idiocy guys are putting in to maintaining toxic masculinity, because that is what *they* think an ideal guy is.

Heads up. It isn't.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

There are a whole lot of #ToxicMasculinity tweets and posts that are trying to dictate what it means to be a man. I'm here to tell you, there isn't anything that dictates what a man really is. Nothing wrong with liking things you like, and other people's opinions can kick rocks.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

Happy #Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Remember:
Trans Men are Men.
Gay Men are Men.

There is nothing dictating who is a man.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I may not be perfect with my opinions, but as a human, I'm constantly learning to be better with every interaction I may have.

Do people hate me? Yep. You will always have people who hate you because they can't understand you, and that is ok.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

🤔

[The Guy Code @guycode]

On second thought, Conservative Men … keep doing this and making yourself sterile for the rest of mankind. Thanks.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but #TesticleTanning isn't recommended by doctors to help you with your manhood. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see it leaving you sterile with the amount of UV rays hitting your nuts. #TuckerCarlsonIsAMoron @TuckerCarlson

[The Guy Code @guycode]

#AbortionIsHealthcare

Pass it on.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

@benshapiro Fuck your god. You’re nothing more than a fake Christian who can’t understand the Bible. #FuckChristianHegemony

[The Guy Code @guycode]

Yesterday, the United States Supreme Court took away a fundamental human right from its citizens.

Access to Abortion is a Human Right and Abortion is Healthcare.

You aren’t a real man if you don’t believe that statement.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I may not be perfect with my opinions, but as a human, I'm constantly learning to be better with every interaction I may have.

Do people hate me? Yep. You will always have people who hate you because they can't understand you, and that is ok.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

Happy #Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Remember:
Trans Men are Men.
Gay Men are Men.

There is nothing dictating who is a man.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

This is not OK. Being an edgelord, and allowing misogyny to violate your brain so you can post rape and murder fantasies means you’re a murderous sociopathic serial killer.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Uvalde gunman made online threats to kidnap, rape and kill teen girls, but they went mostly ignored https://t.co/47CUqkM8um

[The Guy Code @guycode]

All these crusty old white men are being triggered by a beautiful model on the cover of a swimsuit rag has real "I wish someone else would touch my pee-pee" vibes to it.

[Doug Polk (Code Doug) @DougPolkVids]

I understand we want to focus more on positive body image, especially in a time where people are more critical of themselves than ever (primarily from social media), but putting obese people on the cover of sports illustrated sends a horrible message about health and well being.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

There are a whole lot of #ToxicMasculinity tweets and posts that are trying to dictate what it means to be a man. I'm here to tell you, there isn't anything that dictates what a man really is. Nothing wrong with liking things you like, and other people's opinions can kick rocks.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

#AbortionIsHealthcare

Pass it on.

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but #TesticleTanning isn't recommended by doctors to help you with your manhood. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see it leaving you sterile with the amount of UV rays hitting your nuts. #TuckerCarlsonIsAMoron @TuckerCarlson

[The Guy Code @guycode]

I missed this when it first came out, but seriously, Fuck Activision Blizzard for not protecting their workers and allowing sexual predators to run rampant in their company for decades. This shit is unacceptable.