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Muriel saw them fucking in the laundry on your wedding day

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Ugg, someone already has the Tumblr URL "fatghost"

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@falseroxy It’s savage!

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@hyperflesh Miss those days.

[L @jerrythebearrr]

loving this queen on the “chub culture” wikipedia page

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I don’t know wtf I did to my algorithm but fb won’t stop showing me articles about the Tenerife airport disaster and it’s creeping me out.

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I thought Ozempic was that sex cult that the Smallville actor was in until like 4 days ago so it was really baffling how and why it was being talked about so much.

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@falseroxy Flabby Jenga?

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Chat GPT is back on her bullshit tonight.

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@falseroxy Maybe he's outside and that's just a weird british building really far away?

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Hey idiot aliens, Independence Day was LAST week. #kare11weather

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Get ready for the nastiest sex you've ever had in your life.

[giffy @giffyonline]

you go to hook up and this is on the top’s wall. Wyd?

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I guess they might as well just make it a category

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@Dougee273 I read that as “fun dog” and was like “oh damn Howard Zinn had a nickname for you??”

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@PigPugsley Burnout is the defining ailment of late stage capitalism

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My auto correct is just fucking over it. She’s like “idk just copy and paste it from chrome I can’t with today.” I think she might have a drinking problem.

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The "impressions" thing you can do about your tweets is pretty cruel. 430 people saw my perfect Succession tweet and only 3 liked it. Fuck that.

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Hey Siri idea for a Succession porn parody called Suck Session save note

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Tik toks are so fucking embarrassing