deej 🦫

brown and ready to get down

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[~ @7why__ydm]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[໊ @boomihoor]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[luca @jussawhole]

Buying everything in your cart and then checking your bank account

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Sundays are for taking 42 steps all day

[misa! @misak1nz]

a lot of things are ending and a lot of things are beginning. i welcome it all

[Kinzukee🐝 🇳🇬 @kinzukee]

Her insurance is gonna shoot her in both kneecaps when she calls

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[misa! @misak1nz]

and then i realized it’s time to do things that are good for me

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

it hurts my feelings when i accidentally scare a bird away. why can’t it sense my whimsy

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

i kinda just click on everyone's profiles and look around

[sierra @sierralayko]

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

giving up

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

oh sandra… the intelligent and hygienic queen that you are.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Love yourself a little extra right now. You're balancing so much, handling things no one sees, and doing your best. You deserve grace.