Guy Hatton

International arms dealer, scrap metal merchant & French cabaret chanteuse.

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@FCIsleOfMan 50

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@FCIsleOfMan @iomsteampacket 1-6 FC IoM

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@UpTheRavens @FCIsleOfMan @NewMillsFC @TedQuirk Ha...... you were "Wishing".

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@SkyBetHelp why is there no each way betting on the tour de france stage winner today?

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@FootballFact101 Mesut Ozil is the reason they are mid-table

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@DavidDidley Worst final...... ever. Worse than West Ham v Fulham '75

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Raheem Hemsley

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@Kneenaw77 Mugged him.

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Allison Dudek

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Ashley Young as your dead ball specialist! You boys have no chance!

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@juanhatton @AWSStats Brilliant. ... after reading it about ten times I've got it. ....... I think!

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@FootballFact101 hi football 101. I had a great time with you today. See you tomorrow for more banter.

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@AWSStats I was at Old Trafford today and couldn't help but notice that there seemed to be a lot of wicket maidens. Is this a record?

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Why did the Baker get fired from the bakery? He kneaded a shit.

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Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer.

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The England camp have asked Spain if they wouldn't mind dropping them off on their way home.

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Still can't believe people watch big brother, if I wanted to watch shit on the tele I would have watched the England game.

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Wayne Rooney thanks Coleen for flying all the way to Rio but admits she should have left the kids at home with their father John Terry

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Liverpool are looking good value for money for next season. The link-up play between Suarez and Gerrard tonight was unreal

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groundhog wank: 2. The overly-familiar tug sequence of a pornogamist who only owns one art pamphlet.