Capt_Underpants

🇺🇸 Private Yacht Captain. Sailed the seas to approx. 50 countries. If you threaten my crew, my guests, or myself...you will wish you chose another boat. 🏴‍☠️

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@DannySword1 Oh man. So sorry to hear that. Sending ❤❤❤

[Abigail Spanberger @SpanbergerForVA]

Members of Congress should not buy or sell stocks.

Neither should their spouses.

My bipartisan TRUST in Congress Act would ensure they can’t.

We are building a strong coalition around our legislation.

RETWEET if you want to see it get a vote.

https://t.co/G14689lByF

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@RonFilipkowski I know absolutely Noone who has intentions to move to South Dakota.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

Congratulations to Tyron Woodley for taking the most obvious dive in the history of combat sports. Been a fan of @ufc since the very first one. Glad he got paid for tarnishing his legacy though. Hope it was worth it. #scammer

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@LadyJayPersists Dick in a box!

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@LadyJayPersists Same, girl.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@jordijoints Strange response but whatevs.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@ASoftstar Manufactured video

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@mail_american Corrupt

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@ASoftstar Any food. Lol

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

If you wondering what to take to a Holiday Party this year, grab yourself a bottle of Sun Goddess Sauvignon Blanc from @maryjblige 🥂🔥

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@stucam7771 Of course. You should be compensated for your results...not your time IMHO.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@Parkerlawyer This is how we level up. Great job being humble. I feel sorry for the opposing side when they face you again. 👊🏼💪🏼🚀

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@She114r The bf/gf thing seems like a limiting concept. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@dugglebutt Time for gym, buddy.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@LadyJayPersists I can’t remember how to kiss. 🤣

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@JM_Woolrich My Turkey Chili

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@savagediana I have that job now.

[Capt_Underpants @guyintexas2]

@She114r My mom was like this and raised three boys who’ve each gone on to accomplish some pretty cool things as a result. When we don’t need anyone, we are free to choose anyone we want to have in our lives. Good stuff. 🚀👊🏼