Dougie Spoons

Ex-skater, old punk, motorcyclist, and quite possibly the least fit fan of road cycling.

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"Everybody's an enemy. Fuck. I hate everybody. I'm not part of any scene. I do my own thing. My mind is a machine gun, my body is the bullets, the audience is the target."

-#GGAllin

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@Jim_Jordan Hey look! Another lying, pedophile enabling republican.

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It really hurts my head to see @miketirico coax @CoachTomlin into comparing @JoshAllenQB to that dirt bag Ben Rapistberger on @SNFonNBC shame on you @NBCSports.

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In yet another display of crass commercialism the @NFL is allowing BOTH teams to wear their dark jerseys to stimulate holiday sales. #TNF #DENvsSEA #TNFonPrime

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@PatMcAfeeShow & @AaronDonald97 doing what they do best, being a shill for Disney. #shameless

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@MikeJohnson you're a fraud, everyone knows it. The blue wave is coming, coming for you.

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@SenEricSchmitt @JDVance Does this mean that they are going after @realDonaldTrump the biggest fraudster of them all?

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@SenEricSchmitt hey I got tickets for the Hawks vs Warriors, interested? 😂 #vpnomore 🤣🤣🤣

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@SenTedCruz Lol, crimals like you and @realDonaldTrump? 😂

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@SenTedCruz don't ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee and all of your treasonous republican cohorts who've marched lock step with DJT. The blue wave is coming!

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@Johnny_coolcat His expression is priceless. I miss my ginger cat so much, as I can imagine that you miss Johnny too.

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@Johnny_coolcat A true ruler of his domain.

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Hey @aboutKP I'm trying to do my taxes. But every time I try view my 1099B I get this:

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@Johnny_coolcat Thank you so much for keeping Johnny's memory alive! 😻❤️

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@Johnny_coolcat Miss you Johnny, my favorite internet cat. 🐈😻❤️

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@ranoms101 @LanceTHESPOKEN But Jerry used stick-um. Brady/Gronk by a mile.

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@TRrbLTMbRDyTKS @LanceTHESPOKEN Amen. Fuck those two other guys.

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@PeteMundo Are you cognizant of the empty space between your ears?

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@BradHensonPro Aww poor misguided queefs fan. Give your one legged QB a hug for me. 🖕

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@duane_reyn11976 @Victoria00025 Shine on, you crazy diamond! 🤣🤣🤣

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