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[Mike @guynamedmike_]

I am the old guy that yells at clouds but with all the science and what not how do we not know weather at all

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of surreal archeological discoveries 🧵

1. Roman mosaic found under Italian vineyard

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Started boycotting plastic bags and my life hasn’t really changed at all except I don’t use plastic bags

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

An Eminem comeback is what America needs

[Degenerative Agriculture Advisor @PlsntVlyFarmer]

McCook Lake. About 45 miles south of me. The Big Sioux River crested there about 8 this morning and is starting to slowly go down. I heard it hit 45 feet, was forecast to hit 42 feet.. and idk what all time record was before

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Record rivers levels and massive flooding across the state of Iowa some rivers over a foot above record highs. Thanks Dubai for fucking with the weather

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Can we start blaming Dubai man making rain and getting a whole year of rain in a day for all this rain and flooding or do we not want to admit we shouldn’t mess with the weather

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Definitely how people want their shoes delivered.. thanks @UPS

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

St Armand's Circle in Sarasota, Florida late Tuesday evening. MAJOR rains fell with significant flooding ongoing there and Bradenton.

Rain is over 10.3" just from Tuesday officially in Sarasota. In fact, 3.93" of rain fell from 7-8PM EDT Tuesday, which is the most ever observed in 1 hour in the history of Sarasota weather records (1972). Also, statistically getting this much rain in such short time is about a 1 : 1,000 year flood for this part of FL. That does not mean it happens one only every thousand years, but the chance in any given year is around 0.1%!

🎥: Via @Signia70

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Gen z ruined karaoke

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Billy Joel has sold out the garden more than anybody ever #respect

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Space X launch today with the live views was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

In the last 3 days at work I’ve made $30k, won a free Traeger, and was gifted signed Mike Tyson boxing gloves. Hard work pays off, time to retire

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

@Real_LJB MF

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Life goal is to get my name on a bench with a view

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

@Real_LJB The internet is trying to murder you

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

@Real_LJB Right* but your close!

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

Remember when bands existed?

[Mike @guynamedmike_]

@Real_LJB Dude just wait until you find the deep cuts with Yoko screaming over the band live. Those are my favorite