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no you Don 't get a bio until you reveal one secret.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

@nhbaker Chicken will never be the same.

[bettie crotcher 🆘 @bettiecrotcher]

My favorite thing about these debates so far is that because there are so many more candidates who have less privilege than he, Joe Biden can't seem to get through one without being called out. 😂 He's just never gonna be ready y'all

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Karaoke has become harder because it is has became a reminder that you are pissing your talents away more than a drunken artistic outlet. - says one adult hiding in his room quietly writing songs.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

At whatever teenage day when alladin and a who new world was released in the the theater i literally sunk into the filth and goo on the the loyd center cinema floor .. look up the year for the release. That was most like a weekend when i lowering myself to the cold cement in pdx

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Mom, as much as i miss you, I am glad you are here to witness this. All of the work you did to empower women undermined by angry old white men. Dinosaurs pulling society into the tar pit as they sink. I will protest and vote for my wife and for my son and for your memory.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

We are watching rhe dinosaurs flailing in the tar in slow motion (angry old white men) the old question is what the detrpy on the way out. At the moment iy seems permanent and alot. Like the want to gaurantee extension for everyone.

[bettie crotcher 🆘 @bettiecrotcher]

I love this podcast so much.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Where do you hide your carbon? A) trees B) deep in the cold, cold, ground. C) Your avioli D) Carbon is a liberal myth like science, santa and education.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Nominees for best transition from bar to bathroom: speckled and drake. That is all.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

@bettiecrotcher let's meet at the deusch with the Napoleon complex.... No the other one.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Someone has engaged a tiny cock funnel cloud in her by simply queueing up Metallica.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

A proper theater

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

2!4 hr grocery store gold mine!

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Just took my pulse. I am not a medical doctor. But I think I might be awesome.

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

How does one check in at your mother?

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Comet load in completed. We are the band playing before the swans at the comet across the street.

[Rosyvelt @Rosyvelt]

So excited to play the Ball of Wax release show this Friday Sept. 7th! Comet Tavern. 9pm. Special guitarless set!!!

[Guy scraper @guyscraper]

Screw you Ryan! I can suck my own Cock. Romney/Ryan 2012

[bettie crotcher 🆘 @bettiecrotcher]

If I were a sea cucumber, I'd go to RNC & discharge my guts everytime I felt threatened. #IBuiltThis

[bettie crotcher 🆘 @bettiecrotcher]

Hurricane interrupts RNC! It's a sign from science!