Guy Stryker

When I say tough, I mean guy. When I say guy, I mean tough. Fondness for heavy metal including Iron Maiden.

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

England fans sing “Wonderwall” after their squad wins Group L 🎶

(via @WeAreFreeLions)

[Chase Thomason @ChaseThomason]

❄️ Almost July… and it’s SNOWING in Utah!

Take a look at this! Snow is falling this Sunday morning at Alta as a cold storm moves across northern Utah. The highest peaks of the Wasatch are picking up fresh snow, even though we’re just days away from July. 😍

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

Look out below!

[⚆⚆⚆ @000_three]

jeez louise!

...Bruce Jouanny 2026 Pikes Peak Hill Climb Crash

[⚆⚆⚆ @000_three]

jeez louise!

...Bruce Jouanny 2026 Pikes Peak Hill Climb Crash

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Oklahoma State's Sergio Vega won the National Championship at 141lbs and becomes the first undefeated true freshman since 1947. Crazy

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@3YearLetterman @britneyspears @jtimberlake @BreathalysersUK @JudgeJeanine @RepMaxineWaters @Whitesnake Whitesnake tag is fire!

[Spencer Linton @Spencer_Linton]

Many of you know I’m a “car guy.” So, I’m STOKED to announce, w/ @jimmerfredette & our @JimmerFTL podcast, a new partnership w/ @bmw_utah. The Firmage Group have been doing elite business as a family for 50+ years. I’ve been their customer for 10 yrs. Thrilled to partner up now!

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@RepJackKimble @MalcolmNance Looks like she’s Back in the Saddle Again, she’s back!

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

'They just tased Ryan' is without a doubt the greatest call an announcer has made since do you believe in Miracles

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Simpsons voice cast helped launch the longest-running primetime series in U.S. TV history (1989)

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Announces Plan To Fight Future Wars Using Strategy From 1944

In a bold move described by experts as “aggressively nostalgic,” President Trump announced plans to build 20 to 25 brand-new “Trump Class” battleships for the U.S. Navy, creating THOUSANDS of jobs and at least several thousand follow-up PowerPoint decks explaining why this made sense at the time.

“These ships will be 100 times more powerful than the Iowa-class,” Trump said, confidently, while refusing to clarify whether “powerful” meant militarily, emotionally, or spiritually. 🇺🇸

Each battleship will cost a modest $10 billion, roughly the price of several functioning healthcare systems. Pentagon officials confirmed the ship can be destroyed by a $10 000 drone torpedo operated by a teenager with a gaming laptop and decent WiFi.

Military strategists immediately praised the plan for its commitment to fighting the next war exactly like World War II, but with worse odds. Russia’s Black Sea Fleet reportedly volunteered as a case study in why this might not go great, noting that most of it is currently serving as artificial reef.

Critics also raised minor logistical questions, such as where these ships will be built, since the U.S. currently lacks enough wharf capacity. Trump responded by asking if TEMU ships overnight and whether “dry dock” is a real thing or just woke naval jargon.

Supporters remain optimistic, pointing out that Trump-branded ventures have a long and inspiring history of success, resilience, and absolutely not collapsing into Casino bankruptcy.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25.

This phenomenon will never happen again.

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

Liam Gallagher bowl cut @liamgallagher Definitely Maybe

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@5kl @RFHGina I’m A Guy

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching

Houston Oil Rig - Earl Campbell

[Hemā Heimuli Jr. @x_hems]

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching.

Close to the same era, Marshall Faulk.

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@ShawnTanuvasa @JtWistrcill I’m sure “the heavens” care a lot about football, I mean just look at Notre Dame last night

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@ThatEricAlper Jacob’s Ladder - Rush 1980, from Permanent Waves album

[Guy Stryker @guystryker718]

@BBCBreaking Finally! I can now get a good nights sleep

[ABC News @ABC]

ROW, HO, HO! Santa Clauses traded in their sleighs for gondolas on Sunday, bringing holiday cheer to Venice’s Grand Canal. https://t.co/7dXj7MNJX2

[MUSSEMERITUS @MUSSemeritus]

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS AND IM GOING TO PUNCH THROUGH A WALL