❄️ Almost July… and it’s SNOWING in Utah!
Take a look at this! Snow is falling this Sunday morning at Alta as a cold storm moves across northern Utah. The highest peaks of the Wasatch are picking up fresh snow, even though we’re just days away from July. 😍
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🇺🇸 🇺🇸 BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Announces Plan To Fight Future Wars Using Strategy From 1944
In a bold move described by experts as “aggressively nostalgic,” President Trump announced plans to build 20 to 25 brand-new “Trump Class” battleships for the U.S. Navy, creating THOUSANDS of jobs and at least several thousand follow-up PowerPoint decks explaining why this made sense at the time.
“These ships will be 100 times more powerful than the Iowa-class,” Trump said, confidently, while refusing to clarify whether “powerful” meant militarily, emotionally, or spiritually. 🇺🇸
Each battleship will cost a modest $10 billion, roughly the price of several functioning healthcare systems. Pentagon officials confirmed the ship can be destroyed by a $10 000 drone torpedo operated by a teenager with a gaming laptop and decent WiFi.
Military strategists immediately praised the plan for its commitment to fighting the next war exactly like World War II, but with worse odds. Russia’s Black Sea Fleet reportedly volunteered as a case study in why this might not go great, noting that most of it is currently serving as artificial reef.
Critics also raised minor logistical questions, such as where these ships will be built, since the U.S. currently lacks enough wharf capacity. Trump responded by asking if TEMU ships overnight and whether “dry dock” is a real thing or just woke naval jargon.
Supporters remain optimistic, pointing out that Trump-branded ventures have a long and inspiring history of success, resilience, and absolutely not collapsing into Casino bankruptcy.