Guy Taking A Dump

Just a guy taking a dump. I tweet about the dumps and the thoughts I have while taking dumps.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

wrapping up a moderately satisfying two-dump day here.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

success!

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

brb

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

oh man, here we go.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Smokin weed in Africa.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

If you eat enough fruit loops, the roof of your mouth bleeds.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

@kellyoxford you are funny and interesting!

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

I feel something brewing.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

wow thanks writer director @rianjohnson for favoriting my tweet. I'm just a humble guy on the can having thoughts.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

@BarackObama great news about the jobs today. I read about it on the can.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

sometimes I get sad when the dump is over.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

@nickjfrost do celebrities savor their toilet time?

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

I hate the term "pop a squat". It feels rushed and haphazard. I prefer my dumps to take time and provoke thought.

[Guy Taking A Dump @guytakingadump]

First dump of the day. Pretty quick and easy. Thought about the films of @rianjohnson and other topics.