Nerdy Micro Professor

Professor of Microbiology, mostly here for comedy and RPGs. He/Him. I'm not ESTJ, I'm ATGC

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@supergeekmike Delaware

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@clapifyoulikeme @MattMarcotte I live there too! I practically lived at the AMC 14 in my teenage years

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@GKountourides https://t.co/6LOYmv7OT7

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@connormcspadden Tough but(t) fair

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@NYTGames in what world does it make sense to require the number to be written out rather than use a numeral? *Especially* on what is meant to be a coin. What a sad way to kill a streak

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@cowgirltrobed I care about them whenever I wake up. In other words, I think about Troy and Abed in the Morning

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@supergeekmike @CzechForRain Heck, it's not just Wishbone... Think about how much cultural awareness came from watching Looney Tunes...

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@clapifyoulikeme Ok Gilderoy

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@ravenscimaven Have you seen the recent discovery about a Nitroplast (Endosymbiotically-derived Nitrogen-fixing organelle in algae)?

https://t.co/UBjydEHdxy

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@Faqa @kenthecowboy_ Think how much more frugal it would be to play video games instead of flying First-Class to Paris for a two-week stay at the Ritz!

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@maimonides_nutz Why do *hole* jeans cost more than whole jeans

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@PostingTreyf @jacobtaber I know I'm Jewish, but that's the thinnest pork chop I've ever seen

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@maimonides_nutz Leave it to the sages. The parsleys would never...

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@clapifyoulikeme Also-tell me you don't have pets or kids without telling me you don't have pets or kids...

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@pdnell @POTUS @VP Wait it's a thing you can just *ask for*? How old (or young) can you be to get one? My birthday is before the inauguration...

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@oocsitcoms

[The Goods from the Woods @TheGoodsPod]

TODAY ON THE PODCAST! @CarlyJGarber stops by Disgraceland to talk about a CyberTruck freak in Orange County, a Red Bull-fueled rampage in Missouri, and a man in Spain who skipped work for a decade! @KennyLoggins’ “Danger Zone” is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! Lynx-N-Reply

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I prefer the Israeli dreidels (with a פ) over the diaspora version (with a ש)