Guy Tribble

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

nowhere to be found. I went back to the news feed and it’s not there. So…
1) I experienced a Mandela Effect
2) saw an upcoming story that wasn’t supposed to be up yet
3) I had a ministroke and hallucinated it.

Time will tell…or I drop dead from a brain bleed.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

Documenting for posterity:

I clicked to a new tab on my PC and the news feed loaded. I’m 115% sure I just saw a headline that said Robert Downey Jr. is no longer playing Dr. Doom in a major Marvel shakeup. I ran to social media and trade sites to read more about it and it was

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

@doug_s35 @RepJackKimble It’s a parody account.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

Why would anyone be shocked by Trump’s reaction to the Rob Reiner news?

This is the guy that bragged on 9/11 that he had the tallest building in NYC while ground zero smoldered.

People are only enemies, props or pawns to him. He has no warmth in his being, no grace. He’s sad.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TRUMP “MARIE ANTOINETTE” SAYS, “NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU PEASANTS, BUT A BALLROOM FOR THE QUEEN!”

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

Apparently Saba has a very different meaning today compared to every other day of my life.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

Before there was an Empire or a Rebellion, there was a Republic infiltrated by a snake oil selling Sith Lord hellbent on turning democracy into tyranny for his own personal gain. He had a red lightsaber too.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

You can’t just call something Stargate, bro.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

C’mon now, @YouTube. It’s time for an intervention.

You made me watch an ad before the video started and then kicked me out to an ad break only one minute and five seconds into the video. Your addiction to ad breaks is harming you and those around you. Seek help.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

A slow motion trainwreck that’s devastating to watch when it’s not even your team. I can’t imagine the pit in the souls of A’s fans from this.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

I guess I can finally retire that .mp4 I ripped from a bootleg YouTube video a billion years ago.

[💿Discotek Media @discotekmedia]

Digimon the Movies 1-3 Collection!

The first 3 Digimon movies (Digimon Adventure, Our War Game, & Hurricane Touchdown) are here subbed & with brand new English dubs w/ the classic Digimon cast!

Plus Digimon the Movie remastered in HD for the 1st time!

https://t.co/PFk6JA6vQz

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

Impressive performance by Kenny Smith tonight. Made me want to hear more Reggie Miller. I didn’t even know such a thing was possible.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

The only thing I picture whenever SNKRS trends…

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

:-(

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The #Reds today declined the 2024 club option on the contract of 1B Joey Votto.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

BS roughing the passer call takes away a Bengals interception? The next play is a fumble. Ball don’t lie.

[Astromech-J @AstromechJ]

You guys, Han Solo showed up at the Death Star with Vader’s homemade protocol droid, his astromech droid, his nemesis Obi-Wan Kenobi, his secret son, a wookie that was friends with his Padawan, and then stole his daughter who he would later sleep with.

#HanSolo

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

@DMC_Ryan My gaming has already slowed down drastically in the disc is just a verification key era. I simply don’t have the bandwidth where I live for the download sizes/constant patches of modern AAA games.

It is what it is. I accept it. The hobby is leaving me behind.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

@JohnWahl77 @DMC_Ryan 4K/Blu-Ray instead of DVD and paperbacks over hardcover, but yes.

[Guy Tribble @guytribble]

I’m not sure which small town Jason Aldean is singing(?) about, but I don’t see many of the methed out zombies, “fuck your feelings” good ol’ boys, intolerant Y’all Qaeda religious nuts or rebel flag-waving bigots all that into taking care of their own in mine.