Guy Turner

Founder @coinbureau Helping with the mass adoption of cryptocurrency by educating one person at a time. Not Financial Advice

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📊INSIGHT: Only about 10% of tokenized RWA liquidity is actually active inside DeFi.

Institutions are rushing into tokenization, but the data shows a key problem: minting assets on-chain does not automatically create useful liquidity.

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🔥VIRAL: HUMANOID DANCING LIKE A BALLERINA 🩰

Aren't you entertained?

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🚨CRYPTO LIQUIDATIONS NEAR $1 BILLION

Bitcoin’s dip below $75K triggered $917M in crypto liquidations over the past 24 hours, per CoinGlass.

Longs took the biggest hit, with $826M wiped out as $BTC and $ETH led the flush.

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🔥CHAINLINK DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, EXCEPT PUMP

Chainlink spent the past year stacking enterprise integrations, expanding CCIP, and embedding itself deeper into traditional finance.

Yet $LINK still trades near $9.25, roughly 70% below its cycle peak.

The fundamentals improved. The price never got the memo.

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⚡️BREAKING: US and Iran reportedly closing in on a deal to extend the ceasefire by 60 days, per FT.

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🔥TODAY: Binance CEO Richard Teng denies WSJ report alleging $850M in Iran-linked transactions flowed through Binance to the IRGC.

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AI IS EATING 80% OF GLOBAL VC FUNDING.

But here's what nobody's talking about:

Anthropic spends $3 for every $1 in revenue.

Microsoft dumped $300B in capex. AI revenue: $18 Billion

OpenAI and Anthropic make up 43-54% of Microsoft, Google, Amazon and Oracle's ENTIRE revenue backlogs.

Enterprises are burning through annual AI budgets in 4 months with zero measurable ROI.

This isn't a bubble. It's a faith-based initiative funded by your SaaS subscriptions.

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🚨BREAKING: Trump confirms Tulsi Gabbard is OUT as Director of National Intelligence. Effective June 30.

While she claims her resignation is due to her husband's cancer,
Reuters source says Gabbard was FORCED out by the White House.

In her latest statement, she says she will drop findings on Havana Syndrome, COVID, and 2020 before leaving office.

Things are about to get messy!

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📹 UPDATE: WATCH SPACEX STARSHIP MEGAROCKET EXPLODE ON SPLASHDOWN AS PLANNED

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🚨LATEST: Samsung has agreed to pay up to $26.6 BILLION in bonuses to 78,000 semiconductor workers after last-minute union negotiations narrowly avoided another strike.

The new 10-year profit-sharing agreement could award employees an average of $340K–$400K each through a mix of cash payouts and stock options.

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🚨SPACEX COULD SEE MASSIVE INDEX FUND DEMAND AFTER IPO

Bloomberg analyst Rob Du Boff estimates that passive S&P 500 funds alone may need to buy roughly 19% of public SpaceX shares within six months under a fast-track index inclusion scenario.

If SpaceX enters the S&P 500 as the 6th-largest company, additional buying from Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 index funds, alongside active managers benchmarked to those indices, could ultimately absorb nearly HALF of the company’s public float.

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🚨UPDATE: bitcoin:native flash crashes below $74,500 liquidating nearly $400 MILLION in the past 10mins.

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🚨JUST IN: BITCOIN FALLS BELOW $75,000!

More than $100 MILLION in LONGS wiped in the past hour!

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🚨TOKENIZED ASSETS JUST CROSSED A MASSIVE $30 BILLION MILESTONE

Andreessen Horowitz’s a16z crypto reports the tokenized real world assets has officially surpassed $30B in value, with tokenized U.S. Treasurys continuing to dominate the sector.

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🚨NEW: Jensen Huang says Nvidia has effectively lost China's AI chip market to Huawei after US export controls pushed them out.

"We've evacuated that market and their local ecosystem of chip companies are doing quite well.”

“We’ve really largely conceded that market to them.”

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🚨🇺🇸 DOMINO'S PIZZA VENUES NEAR PENTAGON REPORTEDLY SEE 227% SPIKE IN TRAFFIC

The Pentagon Pizza Index tracks real-time pizza activity near the Pentagon as an OSINT indicator of military tension

Historically these surges have preceded BIG government news...🍕

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🇨🇳 WILL THIS CHINESE GAMING GPU COMPETE WITH NVIDIA $NVDA 👀

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🚨 WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION OFFICIALLY WARNS EBOLA IS SPREADING VERY QUICKLY.

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🚨 HOOTERS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCES THEY'RE PLANNING ON BECOMING FAMILY-FRIENDLY.

People only came for the wings, right?

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🚨 SPACEX STARSHIP MEGAROCKET LAUNCHES FIRST FLIGHT.

Pure beauty.