Guy Vanda Jnr

I KNOW THINGS THAT WILL SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO A LOONY BIN.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Inbound Bondo.

[Silk Road Kenya @SilkRoadKenya]

They introduced WANTAM so that we don't k!!! him on 2024 🇰🇪

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

The Edwin Sifuna factor really spoilt Kasongo’s arithmetic. Kasongo thought he would be running against just another crook. Probably a fellow land grabber, murderer, someone with a criminal record he could weaponize, lakini sasa Mungu ni nani?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Shine on your way Boss.

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

Tell the President the truth. The new funding model is not working and we don't know where it came from.

Finyeni kabisaa!

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenya MUST be respected. Apology accepted. He should now say WANTAM.

And Kasongo is busy saying “kelele ya social media”. Atajua huwa inafika debe.

Kenyans have defended this nation more than the Commander-in-Theft.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Is he done ranting about the 24K I pay for his housing scam because kuna hii 43k I pay every month for his SHA scam we also need to discuss. Tukimaliza hio ndio tuongee juu ya the 500k in PAYE he takes every single month and splashes on tea and mandazi pale state house all the while insulting us the taxpayers that carry the burden of his greed. In 2027 we are cutting the fat out of our budget to bring relief to all Kenyan workers. The housing levy will go with Ruto.

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@kibetclint_ Once you see those green wellington boots, know it's somewhere around Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

You are allowed to be stupid every day and foolish too if you want to be but don't be stupid or foolish on the election day.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Kirinyaga Woman Representative Njeri Maina and Senator Kamau Murango are solid people. But you already knew that. They stopped by the office today to share thoughts on what we must do to unite the country and especially the opposition, for us to return our nation to democratic governance in 2027. Mbele kuzuri.

[Lauren Lahm @LahmLauren]

Watching hio clip rais Ruto akisema ati kuna watu huko social media wanasema wataamua kura ya rais...to cut the short story long, kumbe Mzee huona hizi online polls akiokota 8%😂😂🙌

[James @MrJamesKe]

Tutam Battalion should listen to this at least 3 times a day!

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

After every two years, Miguna Miguna chooses who will carry the blame for his abduction, torture, and deportation. For now it is Edwin Sifuna. Funny character that one!

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Unalia kwa kanisa halafu unaua ukipewa kiti! - Bible on one hand, butcher on the other hand!

Lazima tuwakumbushe hizi maneno!

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@StandardKenya My uncle once told me he feared writers the most. I asked why. He replied, “Because they can expose your character with such precision that even you won’t recognise yourself, but everyone else will.”

[Guy Vanda Jnr @GuyVandah]

@zackomondijr @waluwande Hakuna development Ruto ame equalize, Omondi. If Ruto wins in 2027, God forbid! he'll hand over power to Ndindi Nyoro in 2032 and there is nothing your people will do about it with your 'equalized developments'.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

This message should reach Kalonzo Musyoka and his minions.

[Muthoni Wa Muthomo @WanjuguGM]

Okay, who in this world takes political advice from Kalonzo 😂😂😂😂

Kalonzo ameshikiliwa na corrupt Wavinya Ndeti, we are not the same!

Christian manipulation is back and this time from Kalonzo's tuff.

Anyway, Sifuna the 6th

[Nefret Bey @nefretbeyi]

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