Amanda Guzman

screaming into the void

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People who make “spooky szn” their whole personality… 🤢

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Do y’all ever just be going through ugly phases?

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Nothing hurts your brain more than moving and putting all of your nightly routine things in a different spot.

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$24M for a one hour performance. God damn, B. 👑

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Breaking off a cookie into 5 different bites bc you don’t wanna accept you’re eating a full cookie.

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It’s that time!!!!!
#Santaland Diaries https://t.co/4AvOyRG6M6

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I be look ROUGH on these Zoom meetings.

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@eliseparramore Goals

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If your pet doesn’t fall asleep in the most inconvenient spot on you, are they even your pet?

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Millennials it’s time to start withholding grandchildren from your shitty Republican older relatives.

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I just want to sit outside and cry OKAY. and then maybe watch baseball.

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@theestallion Get your rest boo!!!!!! We will still be here.

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Twitter be wild. Every time I come back.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

We could’ve stopped keeping up with the Kardashians and Kanye a long time ago but no. Y’all wanted stupid ass lip kits so here we are.

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Get you a man who brings you Liquid IVs before bed.

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I have mixed feelings about the Beyoncé / Tiffany ads.

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Of course I ordered the butterfinger cheesecake to go.

[𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦. @boundlesshopes]

If you give me a long hug, I might start crying.

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I swear to god if I get added to another Slack channel.

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@Allvn 🥲

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Y’all what does Listos mean