Guzma Undertale

friends just call me guzma, not friends call me guzma, really not friends call me "get the fuck out of that dumpster what's wrong with you"

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 22 Jul 2014 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 22 Jul 2014 (via @twi_age).

[Barry @Barry_txt]

PLEASE- in celebration of Sinnoh Remakes, I’m re-uploading this video that blew up years ago of naked dialga but the editing got corrupted and turned into this

The post was taken down a while back but here it is again ENJOY
#Pokemon25 #SinnohRemakes #Sinnoh #PokemonPresents

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@OfficialGuzma kgkgkgkg

[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

Oh, hike sauce.
Ohhhhhh, hike sauce.
Hike sauce~
Hiiiiiike saaaaauce~
We looooove yooou!
Weeeeee love
Hiiiiike sauce.
Oh yes. Hike sauce.
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[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

Ｊｕｓｔ ｙｏｕ ｔｒｙ ａｎｄ ｓｔｏｐ ｍｅ， ｙｏｕ ｆｉｌｔｈｙ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｍａｎ．

[its the moon bjtch @pkmoon_bot]

my hands are covered in butter, you piece of shit.

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@trashbugman lmao look at this dude and his fake chains

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OH GOD SHE FOUND ME

[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

wake up wscreaming crying in the middle of the night and then i see it. guzma undertale. he is in my house, eating all of our crops

[N Hamonia is Gay? @pinetreebot]

PINGUSBLACK? IS THAT REALLY YOU?

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STOP REMINDING ME OF PINK

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oh no i’m still thinking about pink

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[BUSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOLAID MAN] HI I'M GU

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@OfficialGuzma @pinktrial I’MSORRY GUZMA I WAS THINKING ABOUT PINK ALL DAY

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>:)

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@pinktrial right sorry ilima i got distracted by the pink

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50% man, 50% goose, 100% lord and master of po town