Mzazi ananiambia mimi Computer Science Graduate with First Class Honours niende nitafute kazi ata kama ni kwa cyber. Aki william where are you taking this country to?
A baby in the matatu starts to cry then shortly after a drunk fella shouts "unafikiria ni wewe peeyako unajua kulia" then proceeds to cry in unison ๐ญ๐
Currently there is no pesticide sold in KE legally that has Cyanide in it. Someone is mining in the Amboseli and that Cyanide ingestion by 15 Elephants is evidence of it.
Someone planted tomatoes in the national park and sprayed them with enough cyanide to kill fully grown Elephants. They think we are 53 Million idiots. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Leo foreman akieka hiyo 3k natoa 2500 nitumie girlfriend, 2000 afanyie facial na 500 anunue nyama ya super. Hiyo 500 inabaki natumia mzazi 490 to thank them for giving birth to me alafu hiyo 10 bob nibuy credit nipigie mamorio kuomba madeni sasa.
A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.