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Sneaky Athletic Safe Space

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this Uber playing back to sleep got me ignant

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I would commit brutal assault with an everyday object for some crispy ones and fry sauce rn

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wearing merch from BYU Idaho is announcing to the world that even in the Mormon kingdom of loserdom, you are it’s chief ruler

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these boys in the chipotle playing pistol paccin while I watch my mobile order blink on the screen unattended

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if I don’t purchase a graphic t-shirt I don’t need soon the voices are going to overwhelm me

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girls will buy out a party city and have an entire photo shoot for their 22nd bday I want to drain a bottle of captain with my jits around a bonfire and wake up with third degree burns on the anniversary of my conception

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swiping up on quite literally anyone’s story gives me a joy the gods are jealous of

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stop bitching about cold weather. shut the fuck up. soldier on. it will be cold anyway. relish the opportunity to become tougher

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just said “want to see something cool” and pulled out his chicken wing. you’re not Houdini pal I profiled your from the second you walked in. said it got bit off by a shark which is pretty rad I guess

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im in line at the chik fil a and a man with one arm walks in with a baddie on his good one. that’s inspiration folks

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these motherfuckers just said I look like a Chad and a Geoff im going to commit felony assault in this chicken joint. say goodbye to that other appendage dipshit

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if you post a 2023 recap you should be castrated

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just missed taking a picture of my 88888 mile on my car time to maneuver this puppy off a cliff

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in the middle of nowhere rural montana and the odor of cigarettes is prevalent on the interstate

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i would do two tours of duty in Iraq for the garden salsa sun chip if it was endangered

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there’s girls out there whose only claim to fame is sucking off tay-k

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bronny james just yawned and tv and I yawned right after. that’s greatness.

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“The only time I have a zyn in is when I’m awake. Sometimes I fall asleep with one in.” - coworker

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Fellas if you don’t have an edge playlist I’m going to have to question your commitment to gooning and buffoonery in general

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ever since I lost my vineyard vines tee life been putting me down like a mangy mutt