He Who Guzzles Out Of Context

Bingus

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smh with these clowns

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That's the Game! The first Guzzler League baseball game concludes as the Idaho Big Blues defeat the Hell Crevice Sizzlers 19-15! Stay tuned for next time as the Irvine Guzzlers take on the Florida Somethings!

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Update from the coroner's office: Dexter did not die from the bomb, he died in what is suspected to be a bedroom mishap, and the bomb was merely comedic timing. Investigation shall begin after the funeral.

[He Who Guzzles Out Of Context @guzzlersooc]

Dexter has died expectedly from a bomb planted in the Guzzler Tower. Funeral is Thursday at 5pm Pacific, casket status TBD. Kind words appreciated.