Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin

Butterflies cannot see their own wings. So, they have no idea how beautiful they are, but everyone can see. Some people are like that too.

[CV.YH @0xCVYH]

ClawHub escalou de 0 pra 1M de usuarios semanais em pouco mais de 1 mes.

O backend em Convex serviu TUDO — sem 503s, sem connection pool, sem page 3AM.

Mas o codigo vibe-coded fazia 9TB de trafego por dia. Depois de otimizar:
- Subscriptions reativas → one-shot fetches (catalogo nao precisa de realtime)
- Joins em loop → digest table denormalizada (195KB → 20KB por pagina)
- Triggers que reescrevem dados iguais → 3 linhas de change detection eliminaram spikes de 55GB
- Filter em JS → compound index (DB pula docs irrelevantes)

Resultado: 9TB → 600GB/dia. 15x menos.

Vibe code te leva ao PMF. Engenharia agentica te mantem la.

https://t.co/4XKCKpTjp1

[MegaETH @megaeth]

Ethereum -> Solana

Blocktimes: 12s -> 400ms (30x)
Capacity: 17 -> 800 (47x)

Solana -> MegaETH

Blocktimes: 400ms -> 10ms (40x)
Capacity: 1,300 -> 45,000 (34x)

All proven on Mainnet.

We are bringing performance back home ♥️

[Tat Thang @tatthang]

What if memes didn’t just trend but paid you?

We’ve all seen memes move markets.

But what if the memes themselves became the market?

That’s the bet behind $MEME - turning culture into cashflow.

And they’re already building the rails 👇

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The Captainz @Memeland

- NFTs that don’t just sit in your wallet.
- They generate yields through daily rewards, bonus airdrops, and team play with "super crews" & multipliers.

> Culture + collectibles → recurring flow.

@stakeland

- A farming ground plugged into multiple ecosystems.
- Stake $MEME, earn partner tokens like $MON, $PENGU, $PAIN, $BOOST
- Complete quests, soft-stake Potatoz NFTs, and stack rewards.

> Memes become the bridge to cross-project yield.

@moonit

- An AI-powered meme launcher.
- It detects viral content, mints it, and hands 100% ownership to the community.
- Each market cap milestone triggers LP buybacks, putting fuel behind what’s trending.

> Memes → tokens → liquidity flywheel.

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Most memecoins peak when the joke fades.
$MEME is trying something different:

Building systems where the memes themselves keep paying.

This is how memes go from culture → cashflow.

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@demirdjiantwins Nano

[Tat Thang @tatthang]

Did you know? There are 69000 reasons to be bullish on Memeland… but today I’ll give you 20 of them 👇

(PS: Captainz giveaway details at the end 🏴‍☠️)

- 29.98% of circulating supply is staked.
- The only memecoin backed by Binance Labs.
- Listed on 75+ CEXs globally.
- 771,000 holders. One of the biggest ETH communities in Web3.
- 200,000+ $MEME stakers showing long-term belief.
- 10M+ followers across Web3 social accounts.
- 200M+ 9GAG users across platforms. The biggest meme funnel on earth.
- @MemeStrategy. A public vehicle on HKEX (Stock Code: 2440). Extremely rare for a Web3 project.
- First HK-listed treasury to hold Solana, setting precedent for crypto adoption in Asia.
- Rights Issue oversubscribed ~964%, raising ~HK$153M (~US$19M).
- 20+ trademarks filed globally (16 pending) securing Memeland’s IP moat.
- @MemePay → first step toward native financial rails.
- Led by @9gagceo and the 9GAG team. Proven viral growth experts with global cultural reach.
- An ecosystem spanning IP, NFTs, memecoin, payments, and a listed company. No one else combines all five.
- MemeStrategy stock (2440. HK) up 390%+ in the 8 months
- 99.87% of wallets hold <$1,000. Minimizing whale risk, making $MEME truly retail-powered.
- 3 flagship NFT collections: Captainz, Potatoz, and You The Real MVP. The cultural foundation of Memeland.
- Backed by esports + AAA gaming partnerships, linking Web3 IP to mainstream culture.
- A community that has survived multiple cycles: loyal, loud, and battle-tested.
- Founding team shows unwavering commitment to Web3

If you can list the remaining bullish reasons (of 69000), I will gift you 1 Memeland Captainz (worth 10E+ in the future).

Good luck 🍀

[MoneyPrinterGoBrrr @printer_brrr]

Seeing some absolutely awful memeland takes so let’s do some (simplified) math on this one.

If you minted a captain and held you got access to $meme presale (300k $meme at $0.001)

And you got a minimum of 685k $meme in the captain.

Average price of $meme since launch is probably $.02? I’ll call it $.015 for nft unlock.

So let’s do the math -

Presale $meme at average price of $0.02 = $6,000 ($300 cost)

Captainz $meme at average $0.015 = $10,215

Captainz mint was 1eth when ETH was $1250.

So for a total cost of $1550 (mint plus presale) you got around $16k worth of $meme.

Oh and you still own the captain, which is trading at $1850 right now.

If you never sold ANY of your $meme, it would still be worth $3447 on top of captainz value.

This ignores any returns from additional airdrops and stakeland.

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

Laptop crashed right before saving my latest work. #Painfession @Pain

[PAIN @pain]

"Hide the Pain Harold" was voted the "Meme of the Decade".

BuzzFeed shares the story of how Harold accidentally became a meme.

Follow @PAIN and post your favorite Harold meme in the comments. Harold will pick the best ones!

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@9gagceo @pain No pain, No gain

[Joe 🟠 @JoeOrdinals]

S.P.E.E.D. collection launch details! 📣

333 unique 1/1 scribbles 🚫 🖊️
FREE MINT on 7th February
Launchpad @MEonBTC

GTD WL - 19:00 UTC
FCFS WL - 20:00 UTC

GTD spots for every @Ordinal_Rabbits holder! 🫡

[bossu @bossu_online]

plot twist, i'm @shawmakesmagic in a shark onesie.

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

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[Trio @trio_xyz]

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[Trio @trio_xyz]

Get ready ⚡️

We're launching the Ultimate Ordinals Marketplace! To kick it off we're giving away a Bitcoin Puppet 🔥

Complete tasks to enter the giveaway here: https://t.co/wbfnh95DJi

Win a Bitcoin Puppet valued at ~$15K USD

Sign Up, Complete Tasks, RT and Tag a friend🌎☮️

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

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[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@Dr_0Oz @ZK_shark @OrdinalMaxiBiz Hi my friend, do you know how can I go to OMB discord channel?

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@ETH25k Nice one, Is there any discord for the OMB collection?

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

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[Memeland ❤️ Memecoin @Memeland]

Updates from @9gagceo on the Memeland Discord today.

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Today is the 69th day since we launched $MEME (@Memecoin). BTC ETF is approved. Most tokens are pumping. This isn't a coincidence. 🤣

I want to update everyone on a few things.

1) Farming

TLDR: All the honest farmers will be able to claim rewards soon. Very soon.

As some of you have noticed, we have announced the final quests for Farming Season 1. If not, check it out here:

➡️ https://t.co/l815rfoJjR

We want to thank all the farmers. It's been a fun and fruitful experiment that helped the launch of $MEME and paved the way for @STAKELAND. 👀

More than 4 million p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ accounts joined the Farming. To reward honest farmers and ensure fairness, we must remove the bots and suspicious activities. So, we are introducing a few measures:

1. Proof of MEME: You must hodl at least 69 $MEME in your claim wallet until the reward distribution to prove that you are a supporter
2. Proof of Human: You must pass 2 CAPTCHA tests (reCAPTCHA and hCaptcha) to prove that you are a human
3. We will also analyze the on-chain data, IP address, etc, if necessary
4. MEMELAND RESERVES THE RIGHT OF FINAL DECISION ON THE WALLETS THAT ARE ELIGIBLE FOR THE FARMING REWARDS

Our team had a heated internal discussion about the 69 $MEME requirement. Some think this is too harsh, and some believe this is okay. We went ahead with it in the end because we believe 69 $MEME (~US$2) plus other fees are high enough to deter the botting farms, and low enough for an honest d̶e̶g̶e̶n̶ individual who was still grinding hard in the bear market.

To make it very clear, you only need to hold the 69 $MEME in your wallet; you are not paying our team. We do not charge anything for claiming the Farming rewards.

No hurry. You have ~7 days to complete the above compulsory quests. Gas is a bit higher today due to the BTC ETF news. Pick a time with low gas if you need to transfer or buy some $MEME.

CAPTCHA is a standard de-bot measure, so I won't explain it.

Every real Memeland supporter knows we consistently reward LOYALTY, PATIENCE, and TRUST. It's funny (and sad) to see many bullies impatiently trashing and harassing our team, our holders, and me on social media. I would be rich AF if I got 69 $ for every death threat or curse I received. My family would have died more than 6,900 times if those curses actually work. To all the bullies, "̶G̶O̶ ̶F̶U̶C̶K̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶R̶S̶E̶L̶F̶"̶ "GOD BLESS YOU! YOU NEED HELP."

Since day one, we wrote, "IT AIN'T MUCH, BUT IT'S HONEST WORK."

Since day one, we wrote, "BOTS AND SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY WILL BE FILTERED WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE."

There is no perfect way to make everyone happy. So, we choose to make our real supporters (aka honest farmers) happy and do our best to remove the bots. Our measures are not perfect, but we hope they help. 🫡

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@JulianGoldieSEO yes

[Guzzy.eth ❤️ Memecoin @Guzzy_eth]

@0xChar @Rewkang @Memeland ahoy🏴‍☠️