Greg Patrick

City of Lynchburg, VA - Deputy City Manager. Hater of watermelon. Watch this space for Local Gov inspiration, Tottenham Hotspur, VA Tech Hokies

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@NateSilver538 Is this whole post just to a way to win a bet to use “asymptote” in a tweet :)

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@bendreyfuss Anything over three and you’re an asshole - it’s a rule

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@JimRedick Congrats on the new gig Jim!

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@thekeyplay Amen - our current reality really drives home just how impressive the Beamer era really was. Frank’s excellence papered over the program’s and the athletic department’s structural deficiencies for so long that we all started believing that they didn’t exist.

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@COYS_com Romero and Udogie out. Dragusin and Spence in.

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@awkleine They have pro football and baseball but no Bball or hockey?

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@GraysonOrsini I laughed out loud

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

I'm growing a creepy mustache to raise money for kid's charities across Lynchburg with @m4klynchburg . If you want to help me reach these kids then follow the link below to see a pic of today's 'Stache update and donate! Don't wait - do it now!
https://t.co/lJysJ7ochB

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

In-N-Out at ⁦@ICMA⁩ conference in Austin

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

Vote for @lynchburggov as the top "Large Adventure Town!! Hey @GoOutAndPlay since when is @CityofVaBeach in the Blue Ridge Mountains?
https://t.co/8rzjid2dx8

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

MLS Parents Complain Leo Messi Too Advanced For Sons’ League https://t.co/YAj6vkNTWY

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

It’s the best day of the year!! Like Christmas for localgov nerds. Happy to celebrate my first #cityhallselfie day with ⁦@lynchburggov⁩

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@PicturesFoIder Really need the "after" picture of this van

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@Phichigan_ It’s a terrible choice except when compared to all the other options. Fire-resistant, relatively cheap, comparatively good sound proofing, easy to install, paint and patch

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

Hahaha - Ryan is going to dine out on this tweet for a decade! He is a budget wizard though.

[Joe Bruno @JoeBrunoWSOC9]

The budget public hearing is starting soon. Charlotte's budget, crafted by budget wizard and public finance sommelier Ryan Bergman, is revenue neutral. More details #CLTCC: https://t.co/ZtmL8wChEY

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@JimRedick @norfolkology Is Nigel a "classier" Hurricane than say Arlene? I feel like you would ride out Nigel with Cognac and some biscuits where a carton of Pall Mall's and a case of Schlitz is more appropriate for Arlene.

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@JenWCasey Is that a gavel or some sort of medieval war hammer?

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

The AI does not flatter poor Jimmy Carter

[Cam Harless @camharless]

All right. Another presidents that you never asked for ai art thread.

This time, they’re professional wrasslers.

1. George Washington

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

Jack just got home from work and loosened his tie - it was a long day!

[Greg Patrick @gvtpatrick_greg]

@Nicocantor1 @BVB @FootyScran @CBSSportsGolazo A little heavy on the mustard but that's good value right there - almost up there with the $1.50 pimento cheese sandwich at @TheMasters