gwendolyn

huge bitch//attention whore//directioner 4 lyfe

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 6 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 6 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 6 Oct 2014 (via @twi_age).

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

fuck it. dog solving mysteries. he scooby dooby doo doe! 🤣🤣🤣

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

uh sauce

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

man i wish i had a purpose all i do is get rashes

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

hang on everyone i think i just decided that i’m slim thick

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

😔

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

my friends and i are seeing rocky horror everyone hype us up in the spirit of halloween

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

psychology majors be like damn i have a mental illness due on friday 😔

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

oh that's ur man?? then why is he trapping me in doofenshmirtz evil incorporated headquarters and explaining his evil plan then showing me his latest -inator?? 😌

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

ur crying over a guy who wipes his ass and washes his face with the same towel

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

if u drain the broth from ur ramen u get the electric chair

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

just little old me in the shower thinking about how unsatisfied i am with life

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

my family is fucking ridiculous

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

@DakDeMarco here’s my two fatties

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

i wish i was hot so i could get famous for being hot

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

i can’t wait to be a mom i’m gonna make my kids do crafts and eat broccoli and shit its gonna be great

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

when u tweet something funny dipshit

[gwendolyn @gw3nd01yn69]

when am i gonna get my One Viral Tweet?? 😔