Geoffrey Wagner

Software engineer specializing in backend systems dealing with large data sets, optimizations, and scalability!

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@redrocksco the continual variability is totally not worth a 10 minute intermission to swap the bad component/s. this is totally reasonable...

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@redrocksco plz fix the drumbs... ur audio is the bads right now

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@Twins i didnt think u had it in u; but hearing cheers, standing in this security line and not being able to see anything has actually killed my inner child and the majesty of baseball

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@Twins 45 minutes in a security line is actually unacceptable. maybe someone would cheer ur team on if anyone could get in!

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@nutanix This tweet took more than one-click. Please fix this in the next release!

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

heard @nutanix #NEXT2018 : invisible infrastructure found behind the clouds shooting beams through a prism... interesting way to avoid light switches. #CuttingEdge #NoReallyThatStings

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

heard @nutanix #NEXT2018: all new hardware will come with fog machines to bring them closer to the cloud. #TheRestOfTheStory

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@amyklobuchar show us u actually care about mn and give back the 446k. or you could keep it and prove you care more about the seat than you do Americans making a living in a well regulated market.
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[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@Munger37 @festivus_ezeli @petebasgen totally not a thing

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

Hey twitter community. I am currently looking for a Docker / Kubernetes engineer to join the hosting team! https://t.co/kdTlJrRfHj

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@LastWeekTonight the clear winner is mike

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@MittRomney rise like some f'd up phoenix metaphor and save us #debates!! oh ya and nuclear obliteration at the hand of an orange muppet frt

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@petebasgen agreed, too bad it has taken this to make @MittRomney look like the better of the bad R options, which he was to start with

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@petebasgen hell, i will take @MittRomney at this point. he is like a jelly filled angel whisper sweet nothings compared to trump.

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

big loss today #stayawesome

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@vikings i hope AP can run a ball faster than u server beer or the Wilfs have screwed the pooch again

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

be proud @vikings!!!!!!!!! my wife ran down to the first floor and got beer faster than i could standing in the club line

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

@kare11 looking for the least efficient way to serve anything? run a special on us bank stadium, they can show u how!!! thanks @vikings

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

Looking for a mid level sys admin with network experience. We want some who is looking for their next challenge and wants to make an impact!

[Geoffrey Wagner @gwagner85]

Scotchy scotch scotch. & Manhattans and such... Yeah