Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻

UtiLeninist, PsychMed Prof. LG(B)T(Q) 🏳️‍🌈 He/They Autistic/Urban Monk/Bomb Dick/A Blowjob Is A Real Job #TransLivesMatter🏳️‍⚧️ #BlackTransLivesMatter

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Let me make something explicitly clear to anybody visiting my timeline.

LGBTQ isn't an 'ideology'. It's my lived experience and you will not diminish my experience with *your* ideology.

My existence isn't a 'movement'. I 'move' for my existence and that's very different.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

I don't think that's how that works... I mean, I know that we convinced ourselves that health authoritarianism was a necessary thing during the beginning of Covid but "No sitting in the sun, citizen!" is certainly not something that can be implemented.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Zack Polanski doesn't want my name on a list... but that's probably because I didn't go to a country, that would give me arbitrary citizenship, and engage in murder, war crimes, and genocide.

Probably.

[Camilla Tominey @CamillaTominey]

Just a reminder, Polanski is the actual leader of a political party, calling for a list of Jews to be compiled.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Black bears are like large stupid dogs. You get dogs that are lovely and can’t catch a treat but can fuck you up. That’s what black bears are.

Remember the rule.

Black; fight back.
Brown; stand down.
White; say goodnight.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Tourists in Mexico have a tense encounter with a black bear

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

@QueerNerdyLefty I know it won't be possible but I wish I could bring over my killer Asura ranger from 2 into 3.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

love this, the final reveal is a good chuckle

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

They are made for each other

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

In Glasgow, UK, activists paid tribute to all the Palestinian footballers slaughtered by the genocidal Israeli regime.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

@keewa It's a fascinating study in what a stroke can do to a mind.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Oh and excuse the desk geek glasses.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

I’m always curious what peoples ’Oh, I have HEDS, look.’ trick is.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

It’s the easiest because it doesn’t involve me having to stand up.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

It's been a year since a bit of my soul left me.

I miss my boy every day.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

(they were always American too)

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

One of my favourite habits during Fringe when I was managing a venue, in view of Edinburgh castle, was to tell tourists who asked where it was that "it gets taken down in the summer and it tours around Europe before coming back at the end of August"... and they'd just believe it.

[GRR 🌻 @top_banana3]

TDIL that in Cornwall they've had problems with American tourists walking into houses and having a picnic in people's back gardens because they didn't believe people actually lived there and they were at a theme park/museum 😬

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

In case you don't know about Edinburgh Castle... you can't fucking miss it.

It sits on a hill right in the centre of the city and, generally, rises above the surrounding areas.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Love that Americans spent *months* ridiculing Europeans for thinking they could walk to a stadium and all it took was for a Scotsman to turn up and walk from the Metlife to Manhattan for probably 10% of them to shut up.

[The National @ScotNational]

'I genuinely didn't think that the Labour Government would go that far'

Hasan Piker tells The National about his experience being banned from entering the UK over 'anti-Israel' comments

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Will kill bears!!!

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

@maa10816 Birds are stupid and wish they were bats.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Just spent 20 mins watching a wee bat flying about right outside my window.

Fucking love bats, guys. I think I smiled the entire time.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

We *will* make the Z and Alpha remember what we did.

[blue @mdnaburns]

Madonna paying homage to the LGBTQ+ protestors that fought and paved the way for queer kids today- this is what real solidarity looks like.🥹

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

I'm totally fine with American English being its own thing but, fuck me, you're taking the piss sometimes in a way that demonstrates much more than you realise.

[Gwared.bsky.social - Brazda, Seel & Son✊🔻 @Gwared]

Oh, something to add to fucking stupid Americans calling pasta 'noodles' and pronouncing 'croissants' wrong...

IT'S 'NOT-REH DAM' AND NOT 'NOTER DAME' YOU DESPICABLE FUCKS!

They seemingly have issues with European languages; amongst many other things.