Garrett Warner

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@HopperSupport please check your dms. I have a question about a flight I just booked.

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@eok___ ehhhh I'm pretty sure he's a human being. I don't think Mr. Gosling would be too fond of you calling him a robot either. #rude

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@__Chic0 right!?? He could seriously win an award for that clip just for being real af

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Taylor swift makes music for girls who give bad handjobs

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

Damnnn hitting you with those feels... https://t.co/SEwiPHs6Py

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

My boss just read an article on the Top 20 party schools. Iowa State is #8 and Iowa is #17. Now we KNOW that's some bullshit. #fuckouttahere

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

Mannnnnn this Friday could not go ANY 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 SLOWER 👏🏼.

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

She sent me a meme and I told I think we're moving too fast

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@Joey__Football and you think you're qualified? I've heard dying animals sound more graceful than your singing voice.

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@jewingg no.

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

Lips bitin', hips right
She left her man for that get right
I'm in the middle, like midnight

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

Can everyone stop smoking cigs just so my god damn SoundCloud isn't bombarded with anti-tobacco ads every 30 seconds?

[ALYCAT @glimmerofsound]

....I fucking can't. https://t.co/b0Kpwq6KA8

[Garrett Warner @gwarner_14]

@BrianaManrique maybe the movie was scarier than you thought 😈hahaha https://t.co/QEvKNodsc7