Gary

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Belligol

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Paul Robinson has just said Norway are accustomed to playing in the heat. Where? In fucking Valhalla??

[Tony McDonald @toonyjat]

⚫ NEVER FORCED A MOVE AWAY.
⚪ NEVER TALKED TO ANY OTHER CLUB.
⚫ NEVER LOST FAITH IN THE PROJECT.
⚪ NEVER WENT ON STRIKE.

MR. NEWCASTLE 👑
#NUFC

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@HoweWayTheLads Think Woltemade will be used as striker this season with pacey signings on the wing and CM/CAM players that will get closer to him and run off him.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I hate people with absolutely no spatial awareness in supermarkets. Why is your trolley sideways, blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it's your first time on Earth? Move!

[Harriet Sergeant @HarrietSergeant]

You now only get free childcare if you work. Bridget Phillipson wants to hand it to parents on benefits too at a cost of £15b. So if you’re not working and not looking after your own kids… what exactly are you doing all day?
https://t.co/TaFmwd03SA

[⚫️⚪️ Toonali ⚫️⚪️ @southernmag365]

No one and I repeat no one is bigger than the club, if Bruno goes he goes and we will rise again. #nufc

[Billy @EastStandMag]

Tell you something that’s already really really boring… people blaming Eddie Howe for every single thing that happens. Just wind it in man fuck me.

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@motleytoon1 @nufcfans Yes ofcourse and how we replaced isak last summer doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence but the start to this window for me is promising. Would be gutted to see him go but we then have to move on…hopefully in the right direction

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@NUFC_Lay @nufcfans The teams mentioned have lost full back lines and top scorers mid season. Ofcourse he would leave such a massive void but to default to “that’s is relegation” is quite the dramatic response 😂

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@motleytoon1 @nufcfans I agree on that and obviously that needs addressing 100%. But if we (as we may now need to do) completely refresh the midfield who says that then we will solely rely on one player? Obviously gutting news but look at what happened to the clubs mentioned last season.

[Gary @gwhetton08]

Oh for fuck sake!!!!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😱 "To leave Newcastle to go to Spurs is a crazy decision!"

🤑 "He's gone for the big big bucks!"

Gabby Agbonlahor insists Sandro Tonali and all of Tottenham's other new signings have only joined because of the money

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@DLnufc_ @S_McCormick95 Forgot he got injured 🫣

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•What a win for England•
-—-
Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[#14 🇵🇸 @L1zzozette_]

Them psg boys looking mighty average when they have to play a game every 4 days

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The English players with the fans: “You’re my Wonderwall”

Henderson:

[Gary @gwhetton08]

@bazza080808 Hope so, promising start though to the incomings…hope it continues.