I love how @Airbnb advertisement’s reason to choose them over a hotel around Christmas is that Santa can’t visit you at a hotel. Think about that, @Airbnb must be so desperate for business that they’re resorting to Santa Claus for a reason to not use hotels. So dumb.
I am running to serve as the Chair of the Democratic National Committee.
When I took over @MinnesotaDFL, we were in debt and disarray. But we brought people together, built a winning coalition, and delivered results.
I’m ready to get to work to rebuild our party.
Washington: “And we will have grand college football leagues like the Big Ten Conference.”
Soldier: “Ahh, so the league will have 10 teams.”
Washington: “No.”
Soldier: “How many teams, sir?”
Washington: “18.”
Soldier: “Why 18, sir?”
Washington: “Nobody knows.”
@wheezie1234 @IsabellaMDeLuca Also what the hell is she gonna do with 6 pounds of ground beef? Like seriously who (outside of restaurants) is buying that much ground beef?