Slim_talk

Manchester United|Glorified NM

[99 @SazzyIgwe]

I’m getting a car before this year end .

Repost if you believe

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Seyi Vodi advise Peller to go back to school and Peller said he will go back to school. That’s a good advice from an elderly man with money and influence.

My problem now be say, why Peller no take my own advice? so I no reach to advice you Peller ? Na because I dey wear short take dey advise you eehn this boy

[Ọlámidé Ọmọreghà 🇳🇬 🇨🇦 @Officialregha]

A policeman and his wife were fighting in my area.

Since I moved into this neighborhood, I have always minded my business. But this particular fight was so loud that people had to come out to settle them.

The woman started shouting:
"Foolish man! Na everyday you dey bring ₦100 and ₦200 come house. Na bambiala you be!"

The man fired back:
"You nko? You no get work. Na so so to chop my money you sabi!"

Then the woman replied:
"No be your fault. Everything for your life don spoil. Na roadblock you dey do. School fees you no fit pay. For bedroom, na one minute you dey last. Even the two pikin wey you think say you get... no be your own."

Everywhere first blur! I just dey hear Ah ah ah! And rumors were there that this policeman is not the father of those kids.

That was the first time in my life I saw a policeman break down in tears and I pitied him.

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

This is new🫠

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend once playfully told her husband, “The only nights I sleep well in this house are when I’m on my period. Every night, I pray you won’t disturb me.”

Yesterday, she texted me, “Babe, my husband hasn’t touched me in two months now, and he’s always happy.”

I asked her, “So why are you complaining?”

She replied, “I’m worried.”

I told her, “You prayed for sleep, and God answered. Enjoy your answered prayer nah.” 🙄

[humairah🥀 @humaireeh]

I dated this guy and he bought me some waist beads and told me if these ever popped or I took them off, then that signals we are done. Baby one day he pissed me off and I quickly popped them waist beads and sent him a picture. 😭😭😭

[Blessyon30 @Blessyon30]

+1🎉

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

In my previous place of work, we had two female staff who both had a crush on our boss. 😂

Our boss was a young, single guy who had just moved from the US to Nigeria to start his company.

Every morning, the competition would begin.

The moment our boss walked into the office, one of them would rush to collect his bag and say, "Sir, your suit looks really nice today." The other would immediately chip in, "Sir, I was just saying that blue is definitely your color."

If he got a haircut, they were the first to notice.

If he wore a new perfume, they somehow knew.

If he coughed, one would quickly bring him water while the other asked if he was feeling okay.

During meetings, they laughed the hardest at his jokes, even the ones that weren't funny. 😂 Whenever he praised one person's work, the other would suddenly become extra hardworking the next day.

The funniest part was that our boss never encouraged any of it. He simply thanked them, focused on work, and carried on as if nothing was happening.

Then, a few months later, he sent his wedding invitation to HR. The wedding was taking place in the US.

The office was unusually quiet that day. 😂 They really thought he was going to leave his fiancée in the US and marry one of them.

They were very delusional. 😂

[Slim_talk @Gwillz8]

@instablog9ja Yes, I h*te my elder sister so much 😒

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

This young widow in our compound suddenly stopped greeting people. She avoided conversations and looked constantly worried, unlike herself.

I asked her what was going on. She simply said she was fine.

Then news came that the landlord had given her a quit notice. She had lost her job months earlier and had been hiding it from everyone. Her rent had been due since March. Even her children didn’t know.

Every morning, she still dressed up and left home pretending to go to work.

Without her knowing, we contributed two years’ rent and paid the landlord on her behalf.

When we handed the receipt to her last night, she nearly fainted❤️

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

This gist is crazy😂

A guy was shocked after meeting his brother’s girlfriend at his friend’s place.

According to him, she has been in a relationship with his brother for three years, but he caught her cheäting with his friend.

While he was recording videos and calling her out, she pretended to be asleep the entire time. 🤣

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

One man in my area gave out 20 keke to the less privileged.

My friend is one of the beneficiaries. He has been riding a motorcycle for three years now, but the bike isn't his; it's on hire purchase. Last week, he had a problem with the owner of the bike. The owner came around 7:30 a.m. on Thursday and collected it. His wife was crying and rolling on the ground, begging the man not to take the bike away from her husband, but he took it anyway.

Then, later that same day, around 3 p.m., someone came to my friend's house and told him that his name was among 20 people who would receive a free keke from a wealthy man. I honestly thought it was a joke.

My friend went there and came back with a brand-new keke. His wife started singing joyful songs and dancing around. I have never seen such a coincidence in my life before.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My coursemates and I contributed ₦1.2 million for one of our classmates who has been jobless for the past 6 years.

We raised the money to help him learn a skill or start a small business so he could get back on his feet.

Just last week, he sent his wedding invitation in the group.

The whole group went silent.

When we asked him why, he said since he now had “a little money,” he decided it was the right time to marry his girlfriend of 4 years.

We said nothing.

He sent another message:

“Guys please, I can’t do this alone. My wedding budget is ₦3.2 million. I need your support.”

They removed him from the group immediately🙄

[Attah 𝕏 @Attah_x]

I earn 1 - 2 million naira bi weekly asides trading and that amounts to almost 4 million naira every single good month.

I’ve been doing this since I started becoming profitable and it got more better at the beginning of the year and I’ve earned nothing less than 20 million naira from this since this year.

I literally scaled in trading with this from 0 to where I am now!
I am not scared to go back to zero cause I’m always capital based and 💥 boom I’m almost a million naira up again!!

I started with just a phone and till now, I have never even opened a laptop to do anything.

AND ALL I DID WAS JUST WITH THE USE OF MY PHONE EVERY DAY FROM THE COMFORT OF MY HOUSE AND GET PAID!

NO HAD WORKS!
NO DEGREE!
NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED.
JUST MY MOBILE PHONE AND GOOD INTERNET.

If you are interested and want to know how, must be following!!
Repost and comment the word “How”
And I'll send you a full guide immediately.

You must be a full member of the channel in my bio to continue your journey and learn more while you earn.

[Slim_talk @Gwillz8]

@Attah_x How

[Victor Boniface @boniface_jrn]

Some advice to your boyz wey dey come up
Make I give una some expo for trial
Cus he do me too ,when I dey come do my trail for Norway then ,the first team wey I do trail with ,for trianin I dey always wait for 11 vs 11 to put body
Thinking say na there coach go watch

Omo na from central ball trial dey start and small side game

[Davido @davido]

UNA THINK SAY MUSIC NAH MY LAST OPTION … 😂😂😂😂😂 UNA GO LEARN

[Slim_talk @Gwillz8]

@CrownprinceCom2 I just need followers

[Slim_talk @Gwillz8]

@acebenji Amen

[Benji Newman @acebenji]

Once you see this post, say a silent prayer in your heart and type "Amen" here.