whenever people try to make a point against clavicular i’ve noticed they literally can’t help but attach a picture or video where he looks like shit; all criticism of him just ends up proving him more right, “you look weird here so what you have to say doesn’t matter”
Recuerdo cuando alguien dijo que solo hay dos tipos de fanarts de Makima. El terror más cabrón y original que verás en tu vida o un culo grande y gordo en tu pantalla.
my thing with bands is I'll say "I like this band" and it's because I've heard four of their songs three hundred times each and know none of their other music
I told my parents that I feel good about maintaining a workout routine and how I’d like to be strong so I can provide for my future family. Mom just looked at me with confusion and said “your dad was fat when I married him, have you considered simply finding a girl first?”
A close friend of mine was really drunk and broke down and confessed to me that he had a porn addiction involving animal torture and I didn't have the heart to tell him I kinda already assumed that because he's half Indonesian