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F*** Twitter. Aquarius sun, Cancer moon, Leo rising.

[Coleman @ColemanPlayz]

This isn’t unemployment btw. This is being born rich

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely think the standard workday should be 10 a.m.–3 p.m. or 9 a.m.–2 p.m. There’s no reason people should spend the majority of their lives at work. Let people get home with enough time to be with their families, partners, and friends, pursue hobbies, and actually rest. A lot of today’s burnout and unhappiness comes from the fact that work consumes almost all of our waking hours.

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

ICE has illegally detained people over 10,000 times. This needs to happen.

[Emmjay @Emm_Jay03]

Shit look like a Ninja Turtle stomach

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Airbnb has lost me. I'm so done with them. These Airbnb hosts have curfews, quiet hours, chore lists, and cameras pointed at every entrance now. I'll be at a hotel.

[homoyuri @crosshairlvr]

the options are live with my parents or be homeless btw

[‎Prettyinbri ♡ @xoxosymoneb]

Whoever styled her needs their ass beat immediately.

[Iron Daisy 🌼 @TheIronDaisy]

My friend had a very traumatic birth, almost died, massive complications & got PTSD. She asked her husband to get a vasectomy bc it was so traumatizing. He refused because he was scared of the pain. Not wanting to risk another pregnancy, she got a tubal ligation & again major

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine

[Deisine @TDeisine]

A woman can love you truly and still sleep with another man

[Ms. Munch @c3rtifiedmuunch]

If I ever have a threesome and the other bitch squirt imma just start pissin because why would you squirt knowing idk how to

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Just boarded and found a woman getting a little too comfortable in my assigned window seat. Instead of arguing, I played clueless and asked the flight attendant to help me 'find' my seat. The FA asked to see her ticket, and suddenly it was, 'Oh, is this not C?' 😒 Girl, you know good and well you didn’t pay for a window seat! Shoutout to the flight attendant for handling it, because I am not arguing with anyone today.

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[Damin Toell @damintoell]

His freshly done ears

[Null @Vhoyde]

Itching and not having hands must be absolute hell

[kai∞ꕤ🌼 @roseeonice]

so she was murdered

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

oh babyyyyyyyyy. his wife is in for a RIDE

[Evan @Big_Eazzzzy]

Guilty 😂