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[Billy @sufcBilly]

That’s someone getting out ahead of some news that’s about to drop by doing the whole religious arc if I’ve ever seen one

[alexandra @gxffers]

Went to work without my laptop. Happy Monday 🙂🙂🙂

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Failure to vote for Israel at Eurovision is a sign of grave alarm and apparently warrants a Senate investigation in Australia.

Beyond parody at this point. They already eroded their free speech laws to protect Israel. Next: mandatory voting for Israel in song competitions.

[boggart @spursy_boggart]

Supporting Arsenal when your dad is fully COYS is genuinely the most spiritually Piers Morgan thing imaginable

[Dan @UK_FightNight]

Husband has been kidnapped and you can get 20% CBD with code ……

What the hell universe do live in 😂

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

[Brad Tate @that_damntate]

Catch me if you can!!!

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi esposo está haciendo un curso en línea para aprender a cuidar niños con autismo y cada vez que completa un módulo me mira así:

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

You know you’re finished in the UK when they take an unflattering photo of you in a Range Rover

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

sounds like that kid at school that just constantly told ridiculous lies no one believed.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”

[latke @latkedelrey]

what if i cry

[Aunty Nora says FREE PALESTINE @noraa_brown]

Me when I’m talking utter shite

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[Libriscent @libriscent]

And for the man, perhaps a therapist?

[𝓛𝓿 ✮ @levirelates]

Uber driver: *drops me off at the wrong location*

Me (shy): “This is perfect”

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ @desi0re]

Telling me to do something when I'm already in the middle of doing it