Maurice Dib

Digital advertising professional by day, gamer by night.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@new_york_blooms is a scam. Ordered flowers a week before Valentine's Day, with a delivery date of Valentine's Day. The flowers never arrived. I spent an hour on hold waiting for customer service, no answer until the next day and no refund.

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

Never buying an appliance from @HomeDepot again, that's for sure

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@NBA Can we check it these refs have fanduels accounts or something

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@sammorril 23 assists in the first half is cray

[Mehmet @afgmeh]

Israel has murdered more innocent people in Lebanon in the past few days than Hamas did on October 7th. The western media's hypocrisy regarding this and the entire war will be studied in a generation.

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@wizards_magic Continues to amaze me how Arena finds such innovative ways to be way worse than mtgo.

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@ComicDaveSmith @paleochristcon That's a pretty collectivist way to look at it

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

And after I asked @verizon why they weren't interested in keeping my business, the sales rep basically said they are a #monopoly and I have no consumer choice!

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@Verizon just basically told me to go fuck myself after 12 years of being a loyal customer. Great customer service!

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@ZaidJilani @krystalball Bring back the guillotine.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“The Knicks are a fluke? You wanna talk about a fluke? You being in the Hall of Fame is a fluke…”

- @sammorril has a message for Draymond Green after he besmirched the name of the New York Knickerbockers 🟠🔵

🗽 https://t.co/4TzygB8hBw

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@sammorril These calls are all over the place. Can't tell if we're more at risk of an ejection or an injury

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

@cryptocom I have evidence of a multimillion dollar scam ring whose wallets have received transactions from your hot wallets. Presumably you can help identify or put an end to these perpetrators. Please DM if you'd like to do something about this, or don't if you're complicit.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

This series is taking a toll on my health.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Joel Embiid purposely trying to injure Mitchell Robinson and succeeding is one of the all time bitch ass moves from a star in playoff history

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

The greatest lie of our time: "We are experiencing a high volume of calls"

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

I believe @AOC might be the first person in world history to happily pose in a picture with someone she's recently accused of being complicit in a genocide.

[Maurice Dib @gxslim]

I've now heard "begs the question" used incorrectly several thousand consecutive times since I've last heard it used correctly. I guess the meaning has officially changed

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Imagine being so monumentally deceitful as to publish this obvious lie.