𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody}

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐂𝐇, @TOPCHEERIO.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙
⠀⠀

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑, 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑
𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖑𝖑 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖜𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

"you got a problem, st james?"

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

flicking a salted peanut towards @BVDREPUTATI0N.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

guess who's baaaaack.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

tugging @TOPCHEERIO's hand until the blonde sits down on her lap.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

"i'll buy yours if you buy mine."

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

@TOPCHEERIO

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

i wanna be your end game

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

perching on @TOPCHEERIO's lap.

"you wanna go and get discounted chocolate with me?"

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

you only think i'm a kid because you're old as hell.

[┈ 𝗧ʜᴇ 𝗚ʜᴏꜱᴛ .ᐟ @C0LDAGENT_]

Could have fooled me.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

are you forgetting that i live in new york alone? i'm not a kid.

[┈ 𝗧ʜᴇ 𝗚ʜᴏꜱᴛ .ᐟ @C0LDAGENT_]

No. You're just a kid and..... No. Absolutely not.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

why not? i'm a great babysitter. my best friend had a baby once.

[┈ 𝗧ʜᴇ 𝗚ʜᴏꜱᴛ .ᐟ @C0LDAGENT_]

That's going to be a no.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

i did not mean to summon you. you can go back to your cave for now.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐍 𝐇𝐔𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @theqvarterback]

now —

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

@TOPCHEERIO

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

and i don't know how it gets better than this
you take my hand and drag me head first, fearless

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

don't bring jesse into this, he doesn't control your life decisions.

besides, he's my second best friend. he'd do anything i told him to do.

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

Because unfortunately, bestie. I live in this town. And for some reason my husband thinks you guys are best friends.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

i know. i deserve a trophy, honestly.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

[𝓐𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓪𝓫𝓻𝓪𝔂 ☀︎ @CANDYCOATPRBLMS]

I wouldn’t be within ten miles of you if it were up to me.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

it was touch and go for a minute, but i pulled through.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

gross, get out of my bubble.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

no, i saw finn.

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

gross, why are there so many losers around this morning?

[𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐙. {parody} @gxttagay]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀♡ to be added to an
⠀⠀⠀⠀in-character group chat.
⠀⠀⠀⠀doubles welcomed.
⠀⠀⠀⠀open to glee-verse
⠀⠀⠀⠀and hsm / hsmtmts.