𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

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[ꜱᴛʀɪɢɢɪᴅ || ᴍᴀʀɢʀᴀᴄᴇ @metamvgick]

ˢᵗʳⁱᵍᵍⁱᵈ ᵒᶠ ᴹᵃˢᵏˢ || ᴹᵃʳᵍʳᵃᶜᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃⁱʳ ᶠᵒˡᵏ

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@StopSayingCrazy EX+!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

/ since it's sunday... EX and above gets DM access/invitation!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

And the rest of the distance was covered by a leap into her mothers arms, wrapping around her and nuzzling her face into her neck.

" I missed you!!! "

She exclaimed, always the emotional runt,

" I'm so sorry I've been really really busy, i need to tell you AAALL about it! "

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

A furrowed brow could only stand the test of seeing her daughter for so long before crumbling away. The scowl giving way to a razor sharp grin.

"The hells you been, girl?! Too busy seekin' fortune to come home and see your ma?!"

She was already walking the remainder of the

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

The indomitable Shazka almost tensed up at the sound of her mothers voice, a few of the other girls hollering and teasing, while most others simmered down.

" Coming ma! "

Skittering and scampering through the camp, hoping her mother wasn't /too/ angry at her.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

An audible growl. Girl comes back into camp, and the first thing she does is tell some tired bar story?

The goblin matriarch sucks on her teeth as her head whips in the direction of all the commotion.

"SHAAAAAAZKAAAAAA! Get over here, girl."

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Her laughter could be heard from the outskirts of the camp, then her bellowing voice,

" And then that's when /I/ said, that's not a gnome, that's a rat in a tunic!! "

Shazka is yucking it up with some of the other goblins, her laughter louder than the rest.

[𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒛𝒈𝒐𝒃 @UnderdarkWraith]

"Where is that fleet-footed girl of mine? I couldn't care less if she forgets about me while on the road, but to forget Hulk? The Worg that would carry that girl by her shirt like the aimless pup she was.

I knew I should've sent him with her."

@GYAHAHAAA

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

I know the secret magical art of... PUNCHOMANCY!!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@Ghost0fKamina Shazka waits. Cautious. Straining her ears.

" Oh by Lamashtu's left armpit did ah kill 'im!? "

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Lifting the reader over her head, " RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE, GO! "

Aaand she's throwing them into the nearest bale of hay.

[𝙸𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝 ⛉ 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚘 @OATHOFHEROISM]

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"Countless 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙𝙨, all crying out for help… and I'll be the one to answer their pleas, no matter what it takes! That's what 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙚𝙨 do; they give their 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 so others don't have to!"

↓ More info below. ↓
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[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@THEQUEENSWILL AH - I - It's the leader of the forsaken ! ACT NATURAL !!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Lifting the reader over her head, " RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE, GO! "

Aaand she's throwing them into the nearest bale of hay.

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Yeah! In more than one way, ahahhhh!

( She's continuing that 'ahh' for a while, sticking her tongue out as she does. )

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@OfHolyLance / done now what

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Lamashtu is real! She's like, the goddess of monsters and stuff!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Which ones

[Blue hair and pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️ @BluenetteSket]

Yeah and he's at least two of those things Ithink

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

A real gob is small, green, and fights!

[Blue hair and pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️ @BluenetteSket]

A real gob never speaks ill of Magubliyet

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

Goblin gods are sooo boring. Lamashtu smamashtu!

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@GLINTSTONEHEIR * !! Prettyyyyyy

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

@lustinteaching instead she just climbs on top of her, pressing a finger to her cunt .

[𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐙 ‼ @GYAHAHAAA]

/ since it's sunday... EX and above gets DM access/invitation!