Gymothee Glengerold

kick the can connoisseur

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Dumping out a nipple-top Gatorade to fill it with milk

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Death by electric cuck chair

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Kickin’ ass and flickin’ bean

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Edging and taking it up to altitude

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Chalking up for a handjob

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

You’re telling me a Jamaican jerked this chicken?

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

You’re telling me sweat dripped down these balls?

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Baltimore-Herzegovina

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Getting Cheeri on my O’s till Honey Nut

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Cornrows on my happy trail for the midwest baddies

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

She still hasn’t asked me to be her Mexican for cinco de mayo

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Quit being stingy with the like button guys

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Bill Clinton, an infamously suckable guy

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Suing Dr Squatch for malpractice

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Blindly agreeing with everything she says

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Giving my girl the Joe Rogan Experience tonight

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Giving my girl the Joe Rogan Experience tonight

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

Smokin on that shit that made WE B Du Bois

[Gymothee Glengerold @gymothee]

@imitationlearn Make no mistakes

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My whompus caddy

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Hung shui