shan hl

professional booty pirate and occasional functional alcoholic

[shan hl @gypshyan]

I've just entered to win a New Years Eve meet & greet hangout experience with @lildickytweets from @thissongissick_ https://t.co/5rXaUbn6hk

[shan hl @gypshyan]

30 seconds later: "Actually, I'm not. My sister is an Olympian." - @MotherWupper #ShitMamaLSays

[shan hl @gypshyan]

"I'm run of the mill and I'm pretty" - @MotherWupper

#ShitMamaLSays

[Sound & Fury @soundxandxfury]

Hey wait - is "He is risen" an anti-semetic remark, taunting the jews about unleavened bread during passover? #waronpesach

[shan hl @gypshyan]

a rotting raccoon
tail still swaying in the wind
ah, roadkill haikus

[shan hl @gypshyan]

just kidding you morons obviously I'll be lou bega

[shan hl @gypshyan]

I'm going to be slim shady for halloween this year, or maybe eminem, or maybe marshall mathers

[Shayla Houlihan @ShaLayla]

We conquered Camelback mountain! Happy Christmas Eve from @chlohou @gypshyan and me😘🎄🎅🎄🎉 #hiking… http://t.co/cRD8SgQD53

[Shayla Houlihan @ShaLayla]

#teamhoulihan boot camp day 6 started out with me trying to keep up with @shelbo800 now off to hike camelback w/ @ChloHou @gypshyan 😩😆🎉

[shan hl @gypshyan]

I'm following @MotherWupper 's lead and drinking a PBR in the backseat while we drive around Phoenix #boozecruising #ShitMamaLDoes

[shan hl @gypshyan]

"I don't even know how old you are" - @MotherWupper #ShitMamaLTellsMe

[shan hl @gypshyan]

CUT MY PIZZA ROLLS INTO PIECES // THIS IS MY LAST RESORT // SUFFOCATION // NO BREATHING // DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I BURN MY MOUTH EATING

[shan hl @gypshyan]

THE PIZZA ROLLS AT NIGHT / ARE WARM AND BRIGHT // DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

[shan hl @gypshyan]

ROB LOWE

[shan hl @gypshyan]

nothing like starting your day off with a shower beer before embarking on a 12 hour road trek

[shan hl @gypshyan]

I am done doing whatever and whoever Texas I'm coming back before I lose my accent oh wait I have none

[shan hl @gypshyan]

all the Shiner beer wants me back

[shan hl @gypshyan]

my doggies want me back

[shan hl @gypshyan]

and the bush twins want me back

[shan hl @gypshyan]

NASA wants me back