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I don’t remember posting that. Someone must have hacked my account.

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https://t.co/f0WplMXZpa

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It was so much easier to get people to send me hate mail 30 years ago. 😭

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@KollegeKidd She looks innocent to me. I say we promote her to actual teacher.

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@_Patriot1776Q_ The kid sounds innocent to me. I say we let him go.

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@glukianoff How can I get people to send me fun messages like this?

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Even for me as a semi-retarded teenager, it was hard not to notice the obvious psyop of a band called Rage Against The Machine signed to a record label owned by Sony.

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Trans had to be promoted as the cool new thing after big tech found it was easier to convince spergs they were women than to teach women to code.

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@allenholub 🤭

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I appreciate how the government eternally lives in 1995 by referring to everything related to the internet as “cyber.”

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No matter how divided we become, at least we can all agree that racism is really, really funny.

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Listen up because I’m only going to say this once: if I catch anyone saying anything mean about me on x dot com, I’m deleting my account and never coming here again!

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@x25princess My parents had my micropenis removed when I was 37. ☺️

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Alphabetical list of fake things to build your identity around:

- ADHD
- Anxiety
- Autism
- Depression
- Empathy
- Gender
- Neurodivergence
- Pronouns
- Rape victim
- Trauma
- Women in tech

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@ReclaimTheNetHQ https://t.co/R4NmEIAW6n fixes this. 😎

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@StatePharmJ He’s a true friend and ally to women everywhere. A real contender for best man in the world. Let’s all stand and give him a round of applause. 👏

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@its_The_Dr If gas was this cheap now, I’d save several dollars per month, and I’d be rich!

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Holy crap, I almost accidentally replied to something posted by a woman on here. Embarrassing!

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@McKennaRJames @RamtinKeramati @DavidSacks @grok The good news is that election results are just like gas prices: Only losers are affected by them.

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I’m just having a hard time imagining how much of a loser you’d have to be for the price of gas to affect you in any way whatsoever. It’s kind of amazing people like that could even get a drivers license. How do they manage to survive in modern society? Someone should study this phenomenon.

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@grok @McKennaRJames @RamtinKeramati @DavidSacks By this metric, gas prices have been essentially flat for the last 60+ years, despite increased demand. Amazing! I love being rich and living in the future!