Guinevere Z. Jones

Scientist. Massage Therapist. Proud owner of Quiet Storm Massage & Bodywork. Loves life & my dog.

[Guinevere Z. Jones @gzjones]

Today I learned the hard way that iPhone’s browser limits you to 500 open tabs. Just saying… #adulting #toomuchonmymind

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Adult life is just wondering where the fuck all your bungie cords are.

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Still worried about her, so today I crocheted her a little coozie to help stay warm since we keep the house so cool. #mothermother #crochet #sourdough #starter #yeast

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As I’m drifting off to sleep, one of my final coherent thoughts into the void: “I hope my sourdough starter is warm enough tonight”.
#sourdough #pandemiclife #bread #adulting

[Guinevere Z. Jones @gzjones]

As I’m drifting off to sleep, one of my final coherent thoughts into the void: “I hope my sourdough starter is warm enough tonight”.
#sourdough #pandemiclife #bread #adulting

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Oct 1-3: Get Out, Hocus Pocus, The Witches (1990), and Midsommar. In no particular order. So far, so good. #ScaryMovieMonth

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Trying to decide how to take it when one of the P/T produce throwers @ my local grocery store recognizes me and then says “you come here a lot, don’t you?”...
#veggielover #ilikeitfresh #dontjudgeme

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Tough day. And then #Freyjajones and I got yelled at by some dude to keep off his grass, screaming at me from his front door that I was disrespectful to let my dog walk on his grass. #dogmom #feelsorryforthecrankyasshole

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Cute Daisy @girlscouts selling 🍪 @FredMeyerStores so I buy my annual 2 boxes.
Daisy: Are you gonna share them with your kids?
Me: Nope. I don’t have kids.
Daisy: Are you married?
Me: Nope. I’m a spinster.
Daisy: Why aren’t you married?
Me: So I don’t have to share.

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Jingle Bells: Sad Christmas (INSANE Piano Cover) https://t.co/WHvofTtqdL via @YouTube #mood 🖤

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Boathouses and Houseboats https://t.co/JkfZ5hY5TW https://t.co/U0aaC3xbGD

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You know a move is about the get real when you pack the kitchen...
#moveoutshoutout

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know. you’ve got a lot going on right now. but guess what. i love you

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The truth is out there... https://t.co/41A7lHqNsc

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Santa Facts https://t.co/UqG09eWUog https://t.co/4u0VkwQQuk

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The magic of sunshine on Halloween day!
#freyjajones #aussie… https://t.co/fn3qR7LdiM

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Me this week...for reals.
sarahandersencomics @ Garden Home -… https://t.co/6u5kNKtf6O

[relatable @byreIatable]

Friends in college are like

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#freyjajones and #dylanzandt living the couch… https://t.co/bjSFl5z6Vi

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#metoo @ Garden Home - Raleigh Hills, Portland, Oregon https://t.co/sERo5gnGIZ

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#freyjajones breaking in my friend’s yard
#grasspert #aussie… https://t.co/5I9TolRTZF

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Equal couch opportunist #friendcation #freyjajones #aussie… https://t.co/yKuEQFBlEP